Grimmie wrote:No one has provided me with pictures of themselves or a suitable COD storyline yet
There will be a bath when that happens.
So do want real names and pictures then? If you want a more serious storyline:
A true story from the second world war is that of a British Leiutenant and his German counterpart. Both were commanders of recon units on the far southern flanks and neither cared particularly for fighting. They arranged that fighting would stop at 17:00 and resume at 08:00, until the Germans spotted a British lorry full of supplies and captured it - after cease of play.
The German Lt immediately ordered his men to let the the British drivers take their vehicle back to their own lines, and apologised for breaking the rules.
Later the Germans captured the British Lt, who was related to a wealthy tycoon in the cigarette industry. The British officer's rich relation (uncle or something) offered something like a million cigarettes to the German officer in return for his nephiew. The German office gratefully accepted. The British officer, however, refused to be handed over stating that he was worth a damn sight more than that.
I found this a rather touching story and always thought it'd make a nice wartime comedy.
This. Have a 5 star review.