When it came to my GCSEs I completly wanked up the whole thing. I know it's pretty good 99% of the time, but it's actually having sheets of paper to prove so that's fucks me up
Hehulk wrote:When it came to my GCSEs I completly wanked up the whole thing. I know it's pretty good 99% of the time, but it's actually having sheets of paper to prove so that's fucks me up
The RAF's shit anyway. You'll get promoted faster and earn more money in the army. If I did it again I'd probably be more tempted to join the Army (although I'd also be more tempted not to balls up my commissioning interview too).
On my first go on the SAT range (Massive, slightly more realistic version of Time Crisis).
The course were informed that one of the rifles was U/S but the instructor couldn't remember which one it was. Turns out it was broken because some gimp had jammed the change lever on full auto. Up steps recruit Avis, lies down in the prone position along with everyone else, aims at the little people running towards him and......... Bangabangabangabanga (26 quick bangslater) *CLICK* Ahhh Avis so you found the broken one, well cmon chap change your mag.... que a second lot of multiple bangs.
Anyway, 1st recruit in 2003 to use every single round of virtual ammo (400 rounds)
ProfHawking wrote:PS ive always wanted a remote control tank. A real one. Can you rig one up for me pls kthx
pls let it transform into RO-BO too!!!! Good luck Mr Hehulk on your adventure, just remember horses and aids is not polite conversation, unless you are aiding horses for the RSPCA (unlikely)
Have fun mate, dare you to secretly write 5punk on the top of any and all vehicles you can, for amusement factor should they be on the news or something.