Truce Proposal

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » April 16th, 2007, 22:23

Don't know what the york cup is, don't really care.

Not really sure why there is a truce either, truce with a group we don't need any respect from, wasn't causing us any grief and was run by a bunch of utter retards who have recently dissapeared, don't see any benefit to 5punk myself.

*waits for ulterior motive to appear*

______@___

*abandons a 3rd character to the jungle*

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » April 16th, 2007, 22:45

mrbobbins wrote:Not really sure why there is a truce either, truce with a group we don't need any respect from, wasn't causing us any grief and was run by a bunch of utter retards who have recently dissapeared, don't see any benefit to 5punk myself.

Because if we handle this right and get what we want*, we'll make york and shartak a much better place for everyone and basically horse the colonial police to pull their act together.

*we will, on both counts.

Post by **Dog Pants** » April 17th, 2007, 7:02

And it gives the trolls an easy target so they'll leave us alone. There's plenty of trolls in Shartak.

eion · Post by **eion** » April 17th, 2007, 7:56

Why not make a truce? War with them was getting boring, and I think that in the truce, we'll be able to achieve pretty much all of our goals. Plus what Berk and Dog Pants said.

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » April 17th, 2007, 8:03

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:get what we want*

free horse loving in the street?

eion · Post by **eion** » April 17th, 2007, 8:13

mrbobbins wrote:
free horse loving in the street?

That's obviously among our demands, although we expect some opposition to that idea from the owner of the horse brothel.

More seriously, our major demand is for greater transparency and uniformity of justice, i.e. no death penalty for shouting "WILLIES!", defacing a hut, or being a member of a particular group; with a view to eventually setting up some form of impartial court system in York.

Post by **tandino** » April 17th, 2007, 8:33

I'll be honest, I think we're moving a little too close to grown up, no fun, sensible territory (what we came her to prevent).
I still think they're all cunts and I would happily bum rape each and every one of the arrogant tossbags. But as it's not teh 5punky way, I'll wait and see what happens post-York Cup.

I say we should try and make a truce with the Zombies in Urban Dead instead. That'd be loads more fun...

eion · Post by **eion** » April 17th, 2007, 8:44

tandino wrote:I'll be honest, I think we're moving a little too close to grown up, no fun, sensible territory (what we came her to prevent).
I still think they're all cunts and I would happily bum rape each and every one of the arrogant tossbags.

Don't you think that war with the Colonial Police in York was getting a little boring, though? Especially given that with a base of operations like the Waugh Arms, it became relatively easy for any Colonial Police member or their allies to find one of us to kill, making it merely a war of attrition (and in a game where you can die and come back to life several times a die, wars of attrition can take a very long time).

This way, we'll have made real change in York in as non-serious a way as possible, and we'll still have the freedom to shout "WILLIES!" as much as possible, to grope random passers-by, to hold horselove sessions on the beach, and of course to run a pub.

Post by **Dog Pants** » April 17th, 2007, 9:00

Tandino's made a good point actually, and one that Malice has brought up too. We've made our point with CP and achieved our goals, which were to stop them killing us every time we went into York and to show them that they shouldn't have fucked with us in the first place.

I'm not one for random killings like Malice, but I'd like us to do something sillier than having a pub (even though I like the Waugh).

How's about we make a huge CDC in the jungle out of cleared squares? You should be able to see it from the map hopefully.

eion · Post by **eion** » April 17th, 2007, 9:03

Dog Pants wrote:How's about we make a huge CDC in the jungle out of cleared squares? You should be able to see it from the map hopefully.

That, hard.

I guess we were just too successful for our own good.

Post by **tandino** » April 17th, 2007, 9:10

eion wrote:
Don't you think that war with the Colonial Police in York was getting a little boring, though?

Fair point, I'm in agreement here but there's finding something interesting and fun to do and there's forging an alliance with a group of joy killing bellends. What's to say that Kjendlie isn't gonna go back to exactly how he was before as soon as he has a few people behind him once again? I'll be very surprised if he's just gonna roll over and take it (surprised and disappointed - I like it rough and non-consensual). He's a stubborn and overzealous swan-wank, It'll be a cold day in Hell when he accepts us.

Besides, it's just a game...

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » April 17th, 2007, 9:12

I still think we should take the truce offering and return to our previous way of life, but with added pub.

We really don't have to take it seriously, but for those of us who enjoy shartak beyond the having a fight thing. I feel it's important for us to have the ability to go back to our peaceful lives should we choose to do so.

also, making a CDC in the jungle will be easier if we're not considered KOS by half the island.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » April 17th, 2007, 9:14

tandino wrote:What's to say that Kjendlie isn't gonna go back to exactly how he was before as soon as he has a few people behind him once again? I'll be very surprised if he's just gonna roll over and take it (surprised and disappointed - I like it rough and non-consensual). He's a stubborn and overzealous swan-wank, It'll be a cold day in Hell when he accepts us.

We have this covered very well indeed, any agreement we make will be of public record in many places and going back on it will just get the CP destroyed by the island.

Post by **tandino** » April 17th, 2007, 9:18

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:
We have this covered very well indeed, any agreement we make will be of public record in many places and going back on it will just get the CP destroyed by the island.

So long as the truce doesn't turn into an alliance. I would like to still be able to view the miserable cunts with utter disdain.

Also I'd like to still be able to slap them with a machete a few times then heal them. I think it's what Oztec would've wanted.

Post by **Dog Pants** » April 17th, 2007, 9:20

tandino wrote: I would like to still be able to view the miserable cunts with utter disdain.

This

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » April 17th, 2007, 9:24

tandino wrote:So long as the truce doesn't turn into an alliance. I would like to still be able to view the miserable cunts with utter disdain.

Seems fair.

tandino wrote:Also I'd like to still be able to slap them with a machete a few times then heal them. I think it's what Oztec would've wanted.

You will be able to, however if they decide to punish you, that's up to them, it just won't affect the rest of 5punk. (once this is all sorted)

Post by **tandino** » April 17th, 2007, 9:44

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:
You will be able to, however if they decide to punish you, that's up to them, it just won't affect the rest of 5punk. (once this is all sorted)

They shouldn't be allowed to punish us, we own them! I demand political and legal immunity!

So be it, angry overlord/well adjusted, 5punky diplomat. Do thy bidding.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » April 17th, 2007, 9:45

Mostly we'll let Eion do this bit, he's kinda good at it.

eion · Post by **eion** » April 17th, 2007, 10:33

tandino wrote:
Fair point, I'm in agreement here but there's finding something interesting and fun to do and there's forging an alliance with a group of joy killing bellends. What's to say that Kjendlie isn't gonna go back to exactly how he was before as soon as he has a few people behind him once again? I'll be very surprised if he's just gonna roll over and take it (surprised and disappointed - I like it rough and non-consensual). He's a stubborn and overzealous swan-wank, It'll be a cold day in Hell when he accepts us.

First of all, a truce is not the same thing as an alliance.

Regarding the courts proposal, I realize it's not as fun as mooning people or jungle horselove under a moonlit sky. However, I think it's important, because it provides an alternative to the Colonial Police in a way that hopefully most groups in York and beyond will support, and thus will prevent Kjendlie and the Colonial Police from reverting to their bad old ways. Hopefully at some point, it won't be the Colonial Police punishing people at all, but a new and impartial system.

I'm not saying that anyone should love the Colonial Police in a platonic/consensual way - continue to view them with utter disdain if you wish. However, personally I'm willing to work with them and do the boring stuff (that's what alts are for, after all), and I believe that doing so will allow us to move on to more interesting things (like drawing CDCs on the world map).

Fear · Post by **Fear** » April 17th, 2007, 12:36

I have to be honest, what is there left to do now?

I just wonder about with no targets to kill.

We need to be hostile to someone else what's the point?