Urban Dead - Amusing anecdotes

Post by **Roman Totale** » March 13th, 2006, 20:43

    *  SacredSperm said "thanks for the heals, folke. Cashtard, take some valium and relax. You are in the ULC. Everything is mellow here, even the faggorts." (03-13 20:42 GMT)

pfft, Cashtard

Post by **Roman Totale** » March 18th, 2006, 20:02

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You fire at bRave for 10 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 2 points of that damage. They take a Headshot and die.

Only funny because he's an "Enemy of 5punk"

Post by **Grimmie** » March 18th, 2006, 21:03

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Brobbins, Grimmie and Dog Pants running around Payon Dungeon yesterday as zombies.  Everyone yelling "BRAHAH! ZAMBAH!"

cashy · Post by **cashy** » April 27th, 2006, 3:49

this made me lol

* Nathan Wild said "*Hic* Hhhhhiiiiiiiiiighhhh!!! Get Higher, baby!" (04-27 04:31 BST)
* Nathan Wild said "Hiiiiiiiiiiigh *hic* Get Higher......Grrrrrrrrrllllllllll....*hic*" (04-27 04:32 BST)
* Nathan Wild said "do-do-do-do-do-dodododooooooo BASE!!!! *Hic*" (04-27 04:32 BST)
* Nathan Wild said "COME ON Sinnnggitwithmenow!" (04-27 04:32 BST)

lol HARD

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » April 27th, 2006, 11:31

cashy wrote:this made me lol

* Nathan Wild said "*Hic* Hhhhhiiiiiiiiiighhhh!!! Get Higher, baby!" (04-27 04:31 BST)
* Nathan Wild said "Hiiiiiiiiiiigh *hic* Get Higher......Grrrrrrrrrllllllllll....*hic*" (04-27 04:32 BST)
* Nathan Wild said "do-do-do-do-do-dodododooooooo BASE!!!! *Hic*" (04-27 04:32 BST)
* Nathan Wild said "COME ON Sinnnggitwithmenow!" (04-27 04:32 BST)

lol HARD

haha, fucking genius

cashy · Post by **cashy** » April 28th, 2006, 14:54

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    *  Nathan Wild said "Know anywhere in this damnable city where a chap can get a pack of bacon?" (04-28 15:27 BST)
    * Nathan Wild said "Or condoms, for that matter?" (04-28 15:27 BST)
    * Jake Davis said "No condoms, but the FAK can get rid of infections from zombie bites, syphilis, gonorrhea or chlamydia." (04-28 15:29 BST)
    * Nathan Wild said "alas, no cure exists for acholohlism, religion, or stupidity" (04-28 15:35 BST)

i like this guy

Post by **Grimmie** » May 13th, 2006, 0:46

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    *  RomanTotale said "Grimmie, you're round." (05-12 21:50 BST)
    * Dog Pants said "I may be round but I'm still in good shape." (05-13 01:16 BST)
    * Dog Pants said "Oh wait, you said Grimmie. Get the beers in Grimmie you fat bastard." (05-13 01:17 BST)

I fucking adore UD for moments like these.

Bob47 · Post by **Bob47** » May 13th, 2006, 22:03

lol and people say i cant read

well done mr Grimmie

webclam · Post by **webclam** » May 25th, 2006, 22:14

# Dog Pants said "Ooh, just noticed that I killed my 50th zombie today. This calls for a beer!" (05-25 08:49 BST)
# Brobbins said "*touches Dog Pants with the 'special' stick*" (05-25 17:03 BST)
# A flare was fired 3 blocks to the west and 9 blocks to the south. (05-25 17:58 BST)
# RomanTotale said "Careful with that stick. It's sticky." (05-25 18:11 BST)

ha
hahah
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

thanks, I needed a good laugh.

Post by **Grimmie** » June 1st, 2006, 21:47

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#  RomanTotale said "The first Matlon 5punk podcast is due soon I feel." (2 hours and 52 minutes ago)
# 26.78 MHz: "Werd to all your mothers" (2 hours and 52 minutes ago)
# 26.78 MHz: "Is anybody out there? If so your listening to Radio Trect. Im your host, Trect!" (2 hours and 4 minutes ago)

Trect · Post by **Trect** » June 1st, 2006, 23:12

Wooo I'm famous!

Trect · Post by **Trect** » June 2nd, 2006, 15:13

# Dog Pants said "I've tuned my radio to this transmitter's frequency. I wonder if I'll get feedback..." (6 hours and 37 minutes ago)
# 26.78 MHz: "5punk FM, coming in your ears!" (6 hours and 37 minutes ago)
# Dog Pants said "Hmmm, seems not."

Post by **Dog Pants** » June 5th, 2006, 7:21

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A zombie said "HABBHAnARng gHAnHGRZ"
LordGrimmie said "BAD ZOMBIE. NO BISCUIT."
LordGrimmie killed a zombie.

Pfffft. Made funnier by the fact it was FatherJackZ.

Post by **Roman Totale** » June 8th, 2006, 18:13

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There is a dead body here. It smells strange. It's Anhamgrimmar.

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » June 8th, 2006, 20:11

Roman Totale wrote:
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There is a dead body here. It smells strange. It's Anhamgrimmar.

Anhamgrimmar · Post by **Anhamgrimmar** » June 8th, 2006, 22:52

alright, thats enough. i'm disgusted in these PC times, that we cant all just get along, despite my personall hygiene problems

webclam · Post by **webclam** » June 10th, 2006, 17:45

Is the pub crawl dead?

or is there another conquest for us to attempt?

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » June 10th, 2006, 20:51

woot, radio installed, generator fueled

Post by **Roman Totale** » July 8th, 2006, 19:55

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Somebody has spraypainted AR MNHRBBHA hHRMZRZHARZ bHARZHG HRZR aMNMN HGhHA a onto a wall.

Post by **Dog Pants** » July 8th, 2006, 20:18

Roman Totale wrote:

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Somebody has spraypainted AR MNHRBBHA hHRMZRZHARZ bHARZHG HRZR aMNMN HGhHA a onto a wall.

Arf!