* SacredSperm said "thanks for the heals, folke. Cashtard, take some valium and relax. You are in the ULC. Everything is mellow here, even the faggorts." (03-13 20:42 GMT)
* Nathan Wild said "Know anywhere in this damnable city where a chap can get a pack of bacon?" (04-28 15:27 BST)
* Nathan Wild said "Or condoms, for that matter?" (04-28 15:27 BST)
* Jake Davis said "No condoms, but the FAK can get rid of infections from zombie bites, syphilis, gonorrhea or chlamydia." (04-28 15:29 BST)
* Nathan Wild said "alas, no cure exists for acholohlism, religion, or stupidity" (04-28 15:35 BST)
* RomanTotale said "Grimmie, you're round." (05-12 21:50 BST)
* Dog Pants said "I may be round but I'm still in good shape." (05-13 01:16 BST)
* Dog Pants said "Oh wait, you said Grimmie. Get the beers in Grimmie you fat bastard." (05-13 01:17 BST)
# Dog Pants said "Ooh, just noticed that I killed my 50th zombie today. This calls for a beer!" (05-25 08:49 BST)
# Brobbins said "*touches Dog Pants with the 'special' stick*" (05-25 17:03 BST)
# A flare was fired 3 blocks to the west and 9 blocks to the south. (05-25 17:58 BST)
# RomanTotale said "Careful with that stick. It's sticky." (05-25 18:11 BST)
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# RomanTotale said "The first Matlon 5punk podcast is due soon I feel." (2 hours and 52 minutes ago)
# 26.78 MHz: "Werd to all your mothers" (2 hours and 52 minutes ago)
# 26.78 MHz: "Is anybody out there? If so your listening to Radio Trect. Im your host, Trect!" (2 hours and 4 minutes ago)
# Dog Pants said "I've tuned my radio to this transmitter's frequency. I wonder if I'll get feedback..." (6 hours and 37 minutes ago)
# 26.78 MHz: "5punk FM, coming in your ears!" (6 hours and 37 minutes ago)
# Dog Pants said "Hmmm, seems not."