Good Morning, Megan Fox: Exclusive Video

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » May 6th, 2009, 12:37

IMO, every time I see a young lady full of tattoos I keep imagining them as old baggy bra-less drunk tarts that hang around in bars trying to seduce younger guys, pointing out all their different tattoos that have now faded to a disgusting once-was colour. So no.
Could be that I have too much imagination though.

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » May 6th, 2009, 13:04

Thank you MJ.

I don't think that will leave me now, and I'll end up doing the same.

Git.

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » May 6th, 2009, 13:25

My goal is to serve.

Post by **deject** » May 6th, 2009, 14:13

Grimmie wrote:I think if it came down to a "Would" or "Wouldn't" situation I'm not going to care what she has written on the side of her.
Christ, she could have Dante's Inferno scribed down the inside of her left leg and one half of her buttock - still bloody would.

true fucking that

Post by **HereComesPete** » May 19th, 2009, 22:30

Update!

She's greedy! She's a cat flap and swings both ways! She like the cock and the pussy! The in and the out!

Now I just need the olsen twins to join her on the island of lesbos and all will be right with the world.

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » May 19th, 2009, 22:50

HereComesPete wrote:the olsen twins

I'm disappointed in you now, Pete, they're like frog-eyed skeletons with some skin on it.

Post by **HereComesPete** » May 19th, 2009, 23:02

They are a bit. But I imagine them like this -

Post by **Dog Pants** » May 20th, 2009, 9:09

Those look more like Michael Jackson. Here's an Olsen twin I made earlier:

Hehulk · Post by **Hehulk** » May 20th, 2009, 9:11

That photo always brings a smile to my face