Wolverine Origins

Sol · Post by **Sol** » December 22nd, 2008, 23:57

http://www.myspace.com/x-menorigins

Well, I like that they've finally got around to introducing gambit.

Post by **Roman Totale** » December 23rd, 2008, 0:14

Gambit

Deadpool

Baliame · Post by **Baliame** » December 23rd, 2008, 0:54

EmoSpace

Can't get myself to click that link.

Post by **Joose** » December 23rd, 2008, 7:27

Roman Totale wrote:Gambit

Deadpool

Hehulk · Post by **Hehulk** » December 23rd, 2008, 8:31

Deadpool + Gambit = Much Win

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » December 23rd, 2008, 11:36

I still don't see Deadpool, although all I know of him is that he wears a red and black outfit and I didn't see that. Where is he?

Hehulk · Post by **Hehulk** » December 23rd, 2008, 12:09

38 seconds in, him with the two swords and red top

Post by **Roman Totale** » December 23rd, 2008, 12:53

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » December 23rd, 2008, 13:22

Hehulk wrote:38 seconds in, him with the two swords and red top

Oh right. Not as ugly and deformed unmasked as his reputation suggests. I guess that's something reserved for the film; pretty boy Reynolds gets his face messed up.

Chickenz · Post by **Chickenz** » December 23rd, 2008, 13:43

Post by **HereComesPete** » December 23rd, 2008, 16:58

spoodie wrote: Oh right. Not as ugly and deformed unmasked as his reputation suggests. I guess that's something reserved for the film; pretty boy Reynolds gets his face messed up.

The film is weapon x in its infancy, the face mess arrives after they stick him with wolverines healing powers and it gets all messed up with cancer, can't remember why the cancer. Joose and that new fella the shutting downs I think have a better idea. I would say wiki it, but there's so many stories running it all gets a bit silly.

eRabbit · Post by **eRabbit** » December 23rd, 2008, 17:16

HereComesPete wrote:
The film is weapon x in its infancy, the face mess arrives after they stick him with wolverines healing powers and it gets all messed up with cancer, can't remember why the cancer. Joose and that new fella the shutting downs I think have a better idea. I would say wiki it, but there's so many stories running it all gets a bit silly.

I thought it was they gave him wolverine's healing power to cure his cancer, which worked but then made him all ugly?

Post by **Roman Totale** » December 23rd, 2008, 17:42

They gave him Wolverine's healing thingy, it interacted with his cancer and scarred his entire body. Furthermore, the healing factor didn't even work initially. He was put in some sort hospital for failed projects where the doctor in charge made the inmates fight each other to the death (and called it the 'Deadpool'). He had a vision of death as some sort of sexy lady, so he became determined to die so he could be with her - however the act of dying forced the healing factor to kick start. It's also presumed the healing factor only works in conjunction with his cancer, and it's also the reason he's insane.

Also he can't actually die - some bloke got jealous of Death's crush on him, so he cursed him with eternal life (lol).

Along with Gambit and Nightcrawler, Deadpool is one of my all time favourites.

Post by **Dog Pants** » December 23rd, 2008, 17:47

Roman Totale wrote:They gave him Wolverine's healing thingy, it interacted with his cancer and scarred his entire body. Furthermore, the healing factor didn't even work initially. He was put in some sort hospital for failed projects where the doctor in charge made the inmates fight each other to the death (and called it the 'Deadpool'). He had a vision of death as some sort of sexy lady, so he became determined to die so he could be with her - however the act of dying forced the healing factor to kick start. It's also presumed the healing factor only works in conjunction with his cancer, and it's also the reason he's insane.

That happened to me once. Fucking NHS, I sued the shit out of them but it turned out they've got no money.

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » December 23rd, 2008, 17:49

Roman Totale wrote:Also he can't actually die - some bloke got jealous of Death's crush on him, so he cursed him with eternal life (lol).

So what if Deadpool was put in a giant blender and reduced to mush, would he still be alive?

Post by **HereComesPete** » December 23rd, 2008, 17:57

Oooh, that's good. In fact it's given me an idea.

I think he'd just unmush and reform into a poo faced mentalist ninja.

The Shutting Downs

spoodie wrote: So what if Deadpool was put in a giant blender and reduced to mush, would he still be alive?

Only on the basis that noone stays dead in comics.

Except Uncle Ben...

Post by **HereComesPete** » December 23rd, 2008, 18:37

The Shutting Downs wrote:Except Uncle Ben...

Because he's black?! Omg you lacist!

Post by **Roman Totale** » December 23rd, 2008, 18:44

HereComesPete wrote:
Because he's black?! Omg you lacist!

He makes dericious stir fly (I know he's not Chinese, but still...)

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Roman Totale wrote: He makes dericious stir fly (I know he's not Chinese, but still...)

Thats why Spidey went all Emo, no stir fry sauces