Battle through Caf? R?n?. Defend the Radio hidden under the old womans bed. Break into the Germans palatial headquaters. Steal 'The Fallen Madonna with the big boobies'. Drive around in Grubers 'Little Tank.' Visit 'Le clerc' the undertaker as he plans the escape of the British Airmen. Run thorugh the woods with the Ladies of the French RRRRRestistance.
All of this, as a gunfight rages in the Town Square outside...
The people i play with are now treating me with a mixure of amusement and contempt over this!!
heres a few early shots of Rene's Cafe... (minus the textures)



It is my intention to include all the key locations from the show, and try to make them look as close to the original as possible (but not at the expense of gameplay)
Im a still a little uncertain as to the correct layout of the cafe - there is a door behind the bar which leads into a back room, but judging by the screen grabs ive seen - theres also a door to the left of the bar - but I dont know if it ever led anywhere.
Unfortunately i might have to bite the bullet and buy a copy of the allo allo DVD!!!
Theres going to be a square outside - im planning to stick 'grubers little tank', a couple of cars, a bench, fountain etc etc in there - but I dont want to make it 'too big/open'
The other locations i want are the German HQ (with Herr Flicks(?) dungeon below, and a Police Station.
Im going to make the map in a pretty organic way, and slowly add different parts as i start getting the hang of things.








