I almost did a hitler

cheeseandham · Post by **cheeseandham** » September 17th, 2007, 10:35

cashy wrote:/blatantly different accounts of the event

Definitely..

Hitler, has only got one ball.
Goering, has two, but very small.
Himmler, has something similar.
And poor old Goebbels, has no balls, at all...

Post by **HereComesPete** » September 17th, 2007, 11:01

FatherJack wrote: As opposed to their looks of disgust when he puts his bollocks on the table.

QFT. I really don't want to get a pint in your local MIkkyo, if there's nads on tables, whats in the beer?! An example using the 'motes-

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the bagging is there for the testycools, we need a (wobbly) bollock 'mote!

MIkkyo · Post by **MIkkyo** » September 17th, 2007, 12:36

FatherJack wrote: As opposed to their looks of disgust when he puts his bollocks on the table.

Its a mate from the Army, there is no disgust in the pub when anyone gets therre bits out or naked, just drunken men willing to copy.

Post by **HereComesPete** » September 17th, 2007, 12:40

O....K.... Gonna take you to a faaabulous bar, faaabulous bar!

MIkkyo · Post by **MIkkyo** » September 17th, 2007, 12:48

HereComesPete wrote:O....K.... Gonna take you to a faaabulous bar, faaabulous bar!

Yay my favourite sort

Anhamgrimmar · Post by **Anhamgrimmar** » September 17th, 2007, 12:55

FatherJack wrote: As opposed to their looks of disgust when he puts his bollocks on the table.

you're obviously going to the wrong sort of pub.....

pixie pie · Post by **pixie pie** » September 17th, 2007, 15:07

HereComesPete wrote:O....K.... Gonna take you to a faaabulous bar, faaabulous bar!

I am certain Electric Six would have been even more popular if these were the lyrics.

/Finds too much amusement in auto-word-felcher.

Post by **HereComesPete** » September 17th, 2007, 15:31

I didn't bother changing it, because I previewed it, and lolled, so its funny AND people still know I'm calling mikkyo a gaylord!

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » September 17th, 2007, 17:00

MIkkyo wrote:
Its a mate from the Army, there is no disgust in the pub when anyone gets therre bits out or naked, just drunken men willing to copy.

You implying that the Army has homosexual persuasions there?

Hehulk · Post by **Hehulk** » September 17th, 2007, 17:58

I think he's more trying to emply that the army does all sorts of crazy shit for a laugh

Post by **Roman Totale** » September 17th, 2007, 18:10

Hehulk wrote:I think he's more trying to imply that the army does all sorts of crazy shit for a laugh

Nah, I think it was definitely the bumsexual angle (90 degrees).

Post by **HereComesPete** » September 17th, 2007, 18:11

Hehulk wrote:I think he's more trying to e imply that the army men push in each others crazy shit for a laugh

Fix'd and Fix'd.

MIkkyo · Post by **MIkkyo** » September 18th, 2007, 17:07

Its not faaabulous if you're doing it to keep warm.
Thats what my old Sgt Major told me just before he pushed my shit in.

Post by **fabyak** » September 21st, 2007, 15:14

Woo Elephant Yeah wrote: "Hitler, has only got one ball
the other, is in the <s>hospital</s> Albert Hall,
his mother, the dirty bugger,
she cut it off when he was small"

/regional difference