I almost did a hitler

Fred Woogle · Post by **Fred Woogle** » September 12th, 2007, 13:27

and ended up with 1 ball. story to come when morphine has worn off.....

Stoat · Post by **Stoat** » September 12th, 2007, 13:31

Oh, Ty...
*hands on hips*
*studio audience laughs*
*credit sequence*

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » September 12th, 2007, 13:32

I await the story with a mild feeling of dread. Did you decide to wake up your sleeping missus with a surprise game of hide the sausage?

Hehulk · Post by **Hehulk** » September 12th, 2007, 14:29

Lateralus wrote:Did you decide to wake up your sleeping missus with a surprise game of hide the sausage?

MIkkyo · Post by **MIkkyo** » September 12th, 2007, 15:28

I was waiting for a joke about accidently invading poland or installing a dogey shower.

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » September 12th, 2007, 16:26

MIkkyo wrote:I was waiting for a joke about accidently invading poland or installing a dogey shower.

I suspect this would be preferable to whatever is coming...

Post by **Roman Totale** » September 12th, 2007, 16:55

spoodie wrote: I suspect this would be preferable to whatever is coming...

Well that probably rules out Ty for a while...

Hehulk · Post by **Hehulk** » September 12th, 2007, 17:17

Morphine alone rules TY out for a while

Post by **FatherJack** » September 12th, 2007, 17:25

I'm imagining a scene like this:

MIkkyo · Post by **MIkkyo** » September 12th, 2007, 17:31

FatherJack wrote:I'm imagining a scene like this:

That looks like the time I did porn and missed the chicks face.

Post by **tandino** » September 12th, 2007, 17:36

MIkkyo wrote:
That looks like the time I did porn and missed the chicks face.

You ejaculate cobwebs after fucking girls in church yards? Right ho Mr Parker...

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » September 12th, 2007, 17:47

tandino wrote:
You ejaculate cobwebs after fucking girls in church yards? Right ho Mr Parker...

real proper lol there.

MIkkyo · Post by **MIkkyo** » September 12th, 2007, 17:58

tandino wrote:
You ejaculate cobwebs after fucking girls in church yards? Right ho Mr Parker...

You love it

Post by **tandino** » September 12th, 2007, 18:08

MIkkyo wrote:
You love it

I do, but I wish you'd let me wear the mask every now and then.

Fred Woogle · Post by **Fred Woogle** » September 13th, 2007, 0:23

haha, no, it was her waking me up to a game of hide the sausage....

but no, tuesday afternoon, after feeling quite ill all day, and about 6pm, I get a really wsudde stabbing pain my right bollock, its not fun, keeps getting worse, then gets better a couple of times, then it gets extremely bad to the point where I can barely move or talk or anything, pretty much immobilized. I was going to leave it till the morningand go see the doctor. But a mate who used to work in a hospital thought I might have a twisted bollock, and sends em a link, the symptons are pretty much the same as what had been happening to me all day.

So I managed to get to hospital, but they toom me to the wrong place, after about 4-5hours of them knowing what to do, I finally saw a specialist, who wanted me taken to theatre straight away as it had already been far too long.

I was about half hour away from loosing my right bollock, it wasn't good

But mucho painfull still

And Morphine sucks, give me some real drugs please.....

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » September 13th, 2007, 0:26

Ouch. not good.

on the plus side, you still have both balls and (I assume) a sexy new scar.

Fred Woogle · Post by **Fred Woogle** » September 13th, 2007, 0:28

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:Ouch. not good.

on the plus side, you still have both balls and a (I assume) sexy new scar.

I havn't seen it yet, still got the top layer of the pad they use to absorb the blood stuck to it, got told not to pull it off for a few days if it sticks, to avoid agrivating the stitchs, but they said I would barely get a scar

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » September 13th, 2007, 0:29

that's no fun.

Pain and no fucking scar, the NHS are really losing it.

Post by **deject** » September 13th, 2007, 3:22

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » September 13th, 2007, 7:55

Oof. Glad it's worked out alright in the end!