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Uwe Boll Says: Postal Is "One of the Best" Films. Ever.
Posted: June 30th, 2007, 7:01
by News Reader
Uwe Boll Says: Postal Is "One of the Best" Films. Ever.
Citizen Kane.
Vertigo.
8 1/2.
Postal? According to "filmmaker" and chowderhead
Uwe Boll, who says his film got a standing ovation at the prestigeous Cannes Film Festival and "no other film has ever been applauded there since it's all business people who attend the screenings." No other film has ever been given a standing ovation at Cannes? Bwah?
What's more, Boll says:
Postal is my final statement. You can't make a more radical movie... There is no way you can ignore Postal — it's one of the funniest and most important films of the last decade! ...It's one of the best films of all time!
If by "final statement" he means "final film," all is good!
Uwe Talks Postal [Boll Bashers via
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Author: Brian Ashcraft
Category: Hollywood Oddities Postal Uwe Boll uwe boll says
Publish Date: Fri, 29 Jun 2007 23:00:10 EDT
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Source: Kotaku
Posted: June 30th, 2007, 8:50
by Dog Pants
Does that man ever stop spouting shit? He's live the living embodiment of a Youtube post. I really hope he has made a good film, but I'll not be holding my breath.
Posted: June 30th, 2007, 14:50
by Killavodka
Dog Pants wrote:Does that man ever stop spouting shit? He's live the living embodiment of a Youtube post. I really hope he has made a good film, but I'll not be holding my breath.
"Uwe Boll" and "good film" hasn't and probably will never be in the same sentence, unless accompanied by "failed to make" or something else along those lines. Think Bloodrayne etc etc...
Posted: June 30th, 2007, 14:58
by eion
Killavodka wrote:Think Bloodrayne etc etc...
I'd honestly rather not.
Posted: June 30th, 2007, 15:27
by HereComesPete
Dont panic, bloodrayne 2 is coming!
Posted: June 30th, 2007, 15:46
by HereComesPete
Also, bloodrayne=win because of kristiana loken/termanotor chick and her boobies, but other than that, even madsen delivers a piss weak performance.
I kind of expected Mickey rourke to pop up, knowing some of the shit choices he's made. He apparently turned down the roles of Eliot Ness in The Untouchables, Axel Foley in Beverly Hills Cop, Jack Crawford in The Silence of the Lambs, Tom Cruise's role in Rain Man, Nick Nolte's part in 48 Hrs, Christopher Lambert's part in Highlander, Robin Williams' role in Dead Poet's Society and a part in Platoon. But he did make a soft porn movie called wild orchid in which his simulated sex scene is said to be the genuine thing, so thats ok.
Posted: June 30th, 2007, 16:36
by Dog Pants
HereComesPete wrote:Also, bloodrayne=win because of kristiana loken/termanotor chick and her boobies, but other than that, even madsen delivers a piss weak performance.
I kind of expected Mickey rourke to pop up, knowing some of the shit choices he's made. He apparently turned down the roles of Eliot Ness in The Untouchables, Axel Foley in Beverly Hills Cop, Jack Crawford in The Silence of the Lambs, Tom Cruise's role in Rain Man, Nick Nolte's part in 48 Hrs, Christopher Lambert's part in Highlander, Robin Williams' role in Dead Poet's Society and a part in Platoon. But he did make a soft porn movie called wild orchid in which his simulated sex scene is said to be the genuine thing, so thats ok.
Holy crap, how does he manage to remain famous making decisions like that? I hope for his sake he had a really shit agent who he fired before he got the role in Sin City.
Posted: June 30th, 2007, 18:24
by spoodie
You just need to look at the trailer to see how bad this film will be, the man is delusional.
Posted: June 30th, 2007, 18:29
by eion
spoodie wrote:You just need to look at the trailer to see how bad this film will be, the man is delusional.
Careful, or he'll challenge you to a boxing match...
Posted: June 30th, 2007, 23:24
by Roman Totale
eion wrote:
Careful, or he'll challenge you to a boxing match...
Posted: July 1st, 2007, 1:47
by deject
the thing is he'd really beat you up
Posted: July 1st, 2007, 12:34
by Dog Pants
deject wrote:the thing is he'd really beat you up
Indeed. Wasn't he a professional boxer or something before he took to butchering films? In fact, how do such consistently poor directors keep getting work? I know I could do a better job myself (and would love to), and I know there's a 5punker (I forget who) who has made a short film that was very good and would be so much better employed.
Posted: July 1st, 2007, 16:08
by HereComesPete
Pfft, if I made a short film of me masturbating into a sock it would be better than uwe boll's hideous masterwerks!
As for the boxing thing, it popped up on the disco board a while back, he challenged some critics to a match, which I think are going to be shown in the postal film, or summat. He said it was just for fun, but was recorded saying he'd fuck them up, he said he'd supply all challengers with lessons and equipment so it would be safer, he didn't, he also pussied out of a fight with a critic who happened to be a big motherfucker who did amateur boxing, the man is a cupcake.
Posted: July 1st, 2007, 18:54
by tandino
HereComesPete wrote:Pfft, if I made a short film of me masturbating into a sock it would be better than uwe boll's hideous masterwerks!
Could you - just to be sure?
Posted: July 1st, 2007, 19:08
by eion
tandino wrote:
Could you - just to be sure?
This, and then post it on YouTube with a classic '80s rock soundtrack.
/makes blackmail plans
Posted: July 2nd, 2007, 1:13
by FatherJack
HereComesPete wrote:Pfft, if I made a short film of me masturbating into a sock it would be better than uwe boll's hideous masterwerks!
Branlez-vous la chaussette received a standing ovation at Cannes.
Posted: July 2nd, 2007, 1:25
by Mr. Johnson
after reading the title, this came to mind;
and that's all there is to say about that.
Posted: July 2nd, 2007, 1:35
by HereComesPete
Now make like my pants, and split.