Surf

NiGhtcrawler · Post by **NiGhtcrawler** » May 23rd, 2005, 22:10

started going on Surf_ maps about a week ago, fixed 2 em now they r real good fun! ne1 tried them?

Nightcrawler aka pro surfer

hehe

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » May 23rd, 2005, 22:25

I tried them a few weeks ago, quite fun but couldn't really get my head around it. Any tips?

Post by **deject** » May 23rd, 2005, 22:48

I play counter-strike to shoot people not "surf"...

In the words of Chris from Team America, surf maps need two hole drilled in their cock so when they pee it goes in all different directions.

or they need their balls ripped off and shoved up their ass so when they shit, they shit all over their balls!

/pissed at stupidity

Post by **Dog Pants** » May 24th, 2005, 6:58

What are these Surf_maps you speak of?

Post by **deject** » May 24th, 2005, 8:18

they're maps where you "surf" on ramps.

stupid as fuck if you ask me

Woo Elephant Yeah · Post by **Woo Elephant Yeah** » May 24th, 2005, 9:43

They're good fun for about 10-15 minutes, then they get boring.

What I'd like to see id opposing Surf Maps, where everyone fights it out once they get in the middle.

That way if you're good enough to make it to the middle, you still have to shoot your opponents.

shot2bits · Post by **shot2bits** » May 30th, 2005, 12:56

i like to surf quite alot but it does get very boring and as woo elephant yea said i would like to see a map where when u get to the middle you kill each other but for now ill stick with surf_egypt

cashy · Post by **cashy** » May 30th, 2005, 13:22

pretty good fun i thought. most of them have weapons of some kind, but it usualy takes the fun out of it. its fucking crazy when your drunk i tell yee that

Gunslinger42 · Post by **Gunslinger42** » May 30th, 2005, 13:24

I started playing on surf maps 3 or 4 weeks ago, got bored of them after a week though.

JamieChalm · Post by **JamieChalm** » May 30th, 2005, 19:51

Never heard of 'em. I WILL TRY ONE!!!!!!!I'MAWOMBLE!!!11

killslay · Post by **killslay** » May 30th, 2005, 20:08

never got the hang of them...

Killslay has entered the game...
"lets go"
uuuurrrgh
(killslay has commited suicide)

Renegatus · Post by **Renegatus** » May 31st, 2005, 11:30

Are these anything like Ninja maps? Well, a Ninja server. I played on one the other day and whenever I start my own server (to play against teh b0tz0rz), you can jump about 20 feet into the air and when people die they float to the ground slow-mo, Matrix-style. I need to get rid of it.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » May 31st, 2005, 12:19

sv_gravity 800

:D

shot2bits · Post by **shot2bits** » June 3rd, 2005, 14:38

killslay, u just press a or d depending on which way the slope is going, its easy when u get the hang of it......ninja server ???? whats that???

NiGhtcrawler · Post by **NiGhtcrawler** » June 3rd, 2005, 14:46

Renegatus wrote:Are these anything like Ninja maps? Well, a Ninja server. I played on one the other day and whenever I start my own server (to play against teh b0tz0rz), you can jump about 20 feet into the air and when people die they float to the ground slow-mo, Matrix-style. I need to get rid of it.

Ninja Server AKA Gravity Turned Down lol....

shot2bits · Post by **shot2bits** » June 4th, 2005, 10:13

oooooh that makes much more sense (puts away ninja outfit and carries on as i was)

JamieChalm · Post by **JamieChalm** » June 6th, 2005, 16:51

Hoo, I just played some Surf_ maps, and found them to be of the highest fun.

killslay · Post by **killslay** » June 6th, 2005, 22:24

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i was playing a server just there, zombie attack, if ever you've played virus in timeslitters then its rather like that
exept when you go a zombie your screen goes all weird and nightvision fish-eye lens
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Post by **FatherJack** » June 6th, 2005, 22:54

I had a quick play of surf egypt, and while the level aesthetically resembled a dog's anus when viewed through a microscope I can kind of see how it could be fun - like Sonic the Hedgehog rail-grinding but with big guns.
Didn't quite get the hang of it though - >splat<

Post by **deject** » June 6th, 2005, 22:54

^ again makes me think that it's no good. I can't be bothered.