5punk

And talk to me 5punkers =/
I need friends :< *Real* friends..

Well, we're only internet-friends on here so we might not really exist. Apart from the guys at the bashes. I know Berk exists because he nearly broke my thumb.

Apart from that, talk away dear boy. I've chatted to you on xfire a couple of times, so welcome to the forums.

Dog Pants wrote:. I know Berk exists because he nearly broke my thumb.

Story tangent DEPLOY.

Anyway, we're all nice people, feel free.

Dog Pants wrote:I know Berk exists because he nearly broke my thumb.

GoatMasterUK wrote:And talk to me 5punkers =/
I need friends :< *Real* friends..

Find ye way to the board of disco, there usually be talking shit in that place.

Though I'm not real, or particularly friendly.

*shuts up*
*talks to you*
*divides by zero*

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:
Find ye way to the board of disco, there usually be talking shit in that place.

Though I'm not real, or particularly friendly.

You are, however, a cu<i></i>nt - so that's something!

Asking people to be your friends on the internet would usually end in disaster or humiliation, or disasterous humiliation.
Good job we're all friendly 5punkers so we can bum you

If you havn't gathered by now, bumming is a socially acceptable form of greeting in 5punkland

Other acceptable forms of greeting on 5punk:
- groping
- frotting
- teabagging (:bagged:)
- surprise sex
- bombarding with invitations to play BEEF

eion wrote:- bombarding with invitations to play BEEF

Not forgetting being RO-BO'd:

http://www.bobbins.xappy.com/Store/ROBO

And of course a good old-fashioned horsing.

MrGreen wrote:Story tangent DEPLOY.

I think (we were both very drunk) I questioned his ability to apply subdual techniques at the Grim-bash. He proved me wrong by demonstrating how correct pressure applied to someone's thumb could put them on the floor. I seem to remember though that I demonstrated how while this may be effective it isn't entirely painless to the subduer, by getting several punches to the ribs in on the way down. All in good humour though

Dog Pants wrote:I think (we were both very drunk) I questioned his ability to apply subdual techniques at the Grim-bash. He proved me wrong by demonstrating how correct pressure applied to someone's thumb could put them on the floor. I seem to remember though that I demonstrated how while this may be effective it isn't entirely painless to the subduer, by getting several punches to the ribs in on the way down. All in good humour though

I think that's how it happened.

was a little tipsy though.

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:
I think that's how it happened.

was a little tipsy though.

a little?

That might be Berk, but it also looks like it might be a piece of abandoned construction equipment. On a chair.

or someone having a not so sly shuffle

fabyak wrote:or someone having a not so sly shuffle

I lolled.

loes fuckface Is that enough talking?

Also @ the fat lady enjoying the show of berk having a hand shandy.

eion wrote:And of course a good old-fashioned horsing.

I even clicked on that knowing i was going to get kinky