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Woo Elephant Yeah
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Look what just popped into my mailbox

Post by Woo Elephant Yeah »

Dear Mr Baker

As part of a study into increasing publicity for our publications we have made a poll of the most common referees to the associated website of each of them. The study has revealed that not only is 'I Love Horses' magazine our most popular periodical, but that it is also our most popular website by a long margin. The study also revealed that your website was among the top referees of the 'I Love Horses' website.
In the coming financial year we plan on extending our internet advertising campaign, building on the already substantial profile the magazine has in this area. Based on the information gathered in our study, we are pleased to inform you that we are considering your website for the first traunch of our online advertising campaign.
Should you wish us to consider an offer of advertising on your website please reply in the affirmative to this email or provide written confirmation to the address below within 10 working days.

Regards

Dave Williams

Media Director

De Agostini UK Ltd.
Griffin House
161 Hammersmith Road
Hammersmith
London
W6 8SD
United Kingdom
Tel: 44 020 8600 2000
Fax: 44 020 8748 4371



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Should I get a banner linking to I love horses on the forum? :lol:
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Post by eRabbit »

:lol: :lol: hahaha I love it
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Post by Lateralus »

Yes, yes you should. Stick it next to the Google syndication on the front page. Its the only banner ad we could possibly allow, and an advert linking to that page will earn maximum kudos for 5punk. :lol:
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Post by Sheriff Fatman »

Hahaha, ace.

Roman and Fabyak should get commission.
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Post by cashy »

Hahaha good god thats awesome.
Pressent them with the statistics of how many hits per day this site gets and say you want a predetermined sum of cash for displaying the advert for X amount of months :lol:

Because lets face it, nobody wants to horse themself
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Post by Stoat »

Haha! Blindly following statistics For The Win!
I hope we all get free subscriptions :)
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Post by mrbobbins »

OMFG!!

I had to check the date of this post, this is the best thing ever in the history of the internet, please please please get an 'I love horses' banner!

:ilovehorses: :ilovehorses: :ilovehorses: :ilovehorses:

P.S. b3ta newsletter simply MUST include this

Edit: They're in hammersmith!! *runs out of office towards teh poniez mag*
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Post by deject »

I have laughed out loud in a most literal sense.
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Post by Sheriff Fatman »

Stoat wrote:Haha! Blindly following statistics For The Win!
I hope we all get free subscriptions :)
This. It makes me wonder if they have ever actually bothered to visit b3ta or 5punk to see why they get so many referrals.

But if we do get subscriptions, I can't wait to see the centrefolds *fwaps*
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Post by Sheriff Fatman »

mrbobbins wrote:OMFG!!

P.S. b3ta newsletter simply MUST include this
I *think* Rob may have mentioned getting the same email recently.
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Post by mrbobbins »

Sheriff Fatman wrote:
I *think* Rob may have mentioned getting the same email recently.
Ah, don't really go there anymore, unless I'm really bored at work
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Post by MIkkyo »

HA HA this is ace, you must do it
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Post by mrbobbins »

Oh yeah, wonder who else got one :lol:

http://www.b3ta.com/board/7045142
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Post by Dog Pants »

mrbobbins wrote:Oh yeah, wonder who else got one :lol:

http://www.b3ta.com/board/7045142
Bastard! That's one more referral then. I love that they've not actually bothered to check what the sites are that they're linking from. Does this mean we should change the site from blue to pink?
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Post by cashy »

Dog Pants wrote:
Bastard! That's one more referral then. I love that they've not actually bothered to check what the sites are that they're linking from. Does this mean we should change the site from blue to pink?
I would of honestly thought the url would be warning enough
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Post by Hehulk »

Well of course yes, what's wrong with you? :P
mrbobbins wrote:They're in hammersmith!! *runs out of office towards teh poniez mag*
See, that's just made me split my sides laughing :lol:
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Post by Nickface »

bwahahaha!
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Post by Gunslinger42 »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :ilovehorses: :ilovehorses: :ilovehorses: :ilovehorses:
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Post by eRabbit »

mrbobbins wrote:Edit: They're in hammersmith!! *runs out of office towards teh poniez mag*
:lol: :lol: :lol: hahaha I nearly fell off my chair...
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