Absolutely no mayonnaise or mustard.

cheeseandham · Post by **cheeseandham** » March 16th, 2007, 20:52

Hello.
I'm posting here so I don't smell like spam. It's probably due to the ham that smells similar I guess.

I'll use better soap in future and try to clean out all the nooks and crannies.

Anyway, cheese and ham greets everyone heartily

Have a good 'un!

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » March 16th, 2007, 20:54

Loes!

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » March 16th, 2007, 20:55

no mustard?! you must from teh moon or something.

anyways, get yourself a nice cool

and a hot steaming

,sit down and tell us what games you play.

Post by **deject** » March 16th, 2007, 20:57

why hello there!

Stoat · Post by **Stoat** » March 16th, 2007, 20:59

Hello!
You can have some of our 'special' mayonnaise.

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » March 16th, 2007, 21:02

Hello there, have my ugly greeting pic

cheeseandham · Post by **cheeseandham** » March 16th, 2007, 21:08

Ah.. games I play... hehe thats a subject... I don't much

.
PC games _used_ to be the Quake 3 (a lot! 8 hour LAN sessions every weekend for years) and HL1/TF/CS, then the entire BF series (not 2142) and CSS when I moved to London. BFV/CSS + BF2 I played in the tLS clan (with a few others from here). Then I fell out of PC gaming at the end of 2005, the clan thing interfered with life and work. (been starting my own business, that's a game in itself - think Eve but in real-life!)

Xbox 360 has given me some nice distractions. Oblivion, Gears of War and Geometry Wars have been the only games I've really played properly though since I've had it (March 2006). I like Geo Wars cos of it's "pick up and play" appeal. Need to beat my 2.2 million score though....
hmmm (/me eyes xbox up)

randomgazz · Post by **randomgazz** » March 16th, 2007, 21:31

'loes, have some

cheeseandham · Post by **cheeseandham** » March 16th, 2007, 21:36

re-reading it, it sounds like I play a lot

Basically, used to - am now an old fart. Do I have to play the games? :D
However, I think I'm going to like it here, a sense of humour, interesting forum topics and sperm jokes, what more can you want?

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » March 16th, 2007, 21:46

cheeseandham wrote:re-reading it, it sounds like I play a lot
Basically, used to - am now an old fart. Do I have to play the games? :D
However, I think I'm going to like it here, a sense of humour, interesting forum topics and sperm jokes, what more can you want?

gaming is optional.

BACON IS EXTRA*

obviously this place is better with games, beer and teamspeak, but that's because we're alcoholic gamers.

*1000 5perm to the first person to get that ref

cheeseandham · Post by **cheeseandham** » March 16th, 2007, 22:00

Cool, then I'll come and go as I please

But I did say no mayo or mustard - not even Dijon mustard. I mean, you call this a sandwich? You don't even have bacon on it!

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » March 16th, 2007, 22:02

Mayo and proper colmans mustard FTW.

cheeseandham · Post by **cheeseandham** » March 16th, 2007, 22:11

Ah, so it wasn't Aqua Teen Hunger horse then?

Then i don't know....

cheeseandham · Post by **cheeseandham** » March 16th, 2007, 22:13

The Voice: It is the Broodwich. Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre. Baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chickens beaten into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow. And layered with 666 separate meats from an animal, which has maggots for blood.
Master Shake: I tasted mustard.
The Voice: Yea, Dijon mustard.
Master Shake: How come no bacon?
The Voice: Bacon is extra!
Master Shake: You call this a sandwich? You don't have bacon on it!
The Voice: There are no swine evil enough to be sacrificed upon a bed of evil! … And lettuce. Bed of evil and lettuce!

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » March 16th, 2007, 22:17

pfft. sorry didn't notice the ref up there, you are correct.

close your eyes and open your mouth.

cheeseandham · Post by **cheeseandham** » March 16th, 2007, 22:24

mmm. salty...
I am talking about the bacon, naturally... (my wife would be very upset otherwise - or maybe she wouldn't - I actually haven't asked her)

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » March 16th, 2007, 22:27

cheeseandham wrote:mmm. salty...
I am talking about the bacon, naturally... (my wife would be very upset otherwise - or maybe she wouldn't - I actually haven't asked her)

pfft.

check with her before you go near the eve forum.

Fear · Post by **Fear** » March 16th, 2007, 23:01

cheeseandham · Post by **cheeseandham** » March 17th, 2007, 0:33

http://www.5punk.co.uk/wiki/index.php?t ... ge#Hamachi
HamAndCheese - Our name for Hamachi. (Also known as "HammyCheese, ChammyHeese Jammyknees")

What can I say? I'm famous in 5punk before I'd even arrived.

Post by **Roman Totale** » March 17th, 2007, 0:54

Werd!