Dog Pants wrote:I'll examine myself for injuries and/or bodily fluids, try to wash off any of the latter, and take a few swigs of water from the tap (a well rehearsed routine if the character is anything like me). Smells bad in here. I'll have a quick look for any items which light up when I move my cursor over (haha, only kidding, but I will have a quick poke about), and check my pockets. Them I'll stumble out of the bathroom to try to find out where the hell I am.
You are free of both injuries and bodily fluids (well, no fluids on the outside. You assume the normal arrangement of fluids are present and correct on your insides). There's not much in the room other than the champagne bottle, a handtowel, and some toiletries. It looks more like a hotel bathroom than a bathroom in someones house. Apart from the mess you apparently made of the toilet, its all rather neat and tidy. You have bugger all in your pockets.
As you are now a bit more aware of yourself, I shall start handing out some stats. I've broken the character sheets down, so you will be being drip fed your information as and when your character becomes aware of it. For now, its basic stats only, which you can read all about on page 121-123 of the main rules. Doggers, here are
yours.
Opening the bathroom door leads on to an open plan kitchen/dining room effort....at which point I'll be putting you on pause till the others have caught up a little.
munchkin wrote:I'll have a look around, see if there's anything else on the roof with me, what I can see from the roof, and how high off the ground I am.
You look around, and can see rows and rows of extremely similar houses around you. It looks like a nice, but dull suburban american area, like this:
Its quite a nice day, with not a cloud in the sky. The sun is only just over the horizon, and you cant see any signs of life from the other houses, so it seems pretty early. What you dont see is any way down. For that matter, you dont see any obvious way you got up either. Its a relatively flat bit of roof, but there are no windows or anything on your level. Looking over the side shows you that you are on top of a regular sized two story house.
Munchkins stats are
here
Time to channel surf, lets get the sound up and see what passes for news today.
Feet up on the sofa.
The sound controls dont seem to be working, but you do manage to find a couple of channels that seem to be showing footage of riots somewhere. Theres no text or logos to say where the footage is from though. As you keep flicking, it changes to footage of what appears to be a factory of some sort. You can see abandoned car parts in the background; some bodywork and a windscreen. Whatever its making now sure as hell isn't a car though. It looks like a large, tapering tube. You can make a COG x 3 test, as something about this scene is tickling your otherwise blank memory.
TSD's stats are
here.
