I have a metric shit ton of merchandise, I think I saved several companies from bankruptcy simply by buying their crap.
I have:
-Action figures;
- A
Sheva doll action figure from resident evil 5, comes with crazy detailed guns and movable breasts for some reason. The missus finds this a constant source of scorn.
- A vault-boy bobble head that comes with the collector's edition of fallout 3.
- A naked snake action figure from MGS3
- Other stuff related to films such as the car from mad max and Ash from army of darkness figures
-Posters
-All four L4D posters, despite poorly designed (Zoey's triple handedness being only one example)
-A Monkey Island 2 poster, but it's too big to hang anywhere so it's staying in the tube for now
-A pretty cool Flash Gordon poster from the 80's that doesn't fit in any frames that I own. The hours when they played the film are still attached to the poster with glue which I can't remove without damaging the poster.
-A Brütal Legend
poster which Grimmie and Stoat probably saw as it's the first thing I see when I wake up. It is an ESSENTIAL part of my day as my goal is to be as awesome as that poster is.
What I have the most of though, is clothes. T-shirts, to be more exact.
-A
Brütal Legend shirt. It's not particularly pretty but it shows my undulating love for double fine.
-A
Psychonauts shirt, which Mrs. Johnson refers to as my "girl shirt", because there's a picture of a girl on it. Everybody thinks it's an Emily the strange shirt though, which makes me sad.
-A L4D shirt with the survivors on it, seems to have dissapeared from the store.
-Four team fortress shirt: -a 'The heavy' shirt
-The old 'The Spy' shirt
-The old 'The Pyro' shirt
-The new sniper shirt, featuring jarate
- A far cry 2 shirt that came with the collector's edition, but it's of such low quality that I use it as a work shirt.
- A HL2 shirt that also came with the collector's edition of the game, it's a bit worn now so I use it as a working shirt as well. Other people seem to like that one though.
- A portal shirt, the very first ugly one. work shirt.
- An old Metal Gear Solid shirt, it's pretty obscure though. Bill Bailey wears it in Spaced.
- A super old Jurassic Park shirt, my mom and dad got it at the premiere of the film, and even though it was way too big for me I still wore it. I'm still wearing it today.
- a couple more that I can't remember
I even buy nerdy shirts for my girlfriend, who has no idea what they're about but seems happy enough to receive free shirts.
Other stuff:
- Portal and Psychonauts Christmas cards. I don't have a lot of friends so I have no idea whatsoever as to why I bought them, but if you want one, shout out and I'll send you one.
-car stickers and a black mesa parking permit. I don't have a car, but it didn't stop me from buying them.
- A Brütal Legend zippo lighter. I don't smoke, instead I use it to light my forge.
- The original boxed amiga editions of monkey island 1 & 2. I can't play them as it's for amiga computers, so nerds everywhere will be at my door waiting for me so they can yell how stupid I am. And throw three-buttoned mice at my face.
- A portal weighted companion cube plushie. ♥
- lots more stuff that's probably in boxes or that I've completely forgotten about.