The Sir Die AloTy Award for 5punker of the year!

Post by **Dog Pants** » January 3rd, 2007, 20:24

Get your votes in now for the Sir Die AloTy Award for 5punker of the year!

This is a tough one - I've got a list of about a dozen people who I wanted to nominate for this, but I really don't want to accidentally leave anyone out so much as it pains me to do so I'm going to keep quiet. However, you guys who contribute to the site and extended community make it what it is.

shot2bits · Post by **shot2bits** » January 3rd, 2007, 21:23

i was suprised theres no vote for berk seeing as he runs the game servers, but WEY gets my vote for keeping the site up and everything despite all the stuff going on in his personal life at the moment

Hehulk · Post by **Hehulk** » January 3rd, 2007, 21:29

Bukkake hosts 5punk

Blimy, where've I been...

shot2bits · Post by **shot2bits** » January 3rd, 2007, 21:43

Hehulk wrote:Bukkake hosts 5punk

Blimy, where've I been...

move on nothing to see here....

Post by **Dog Pants** » January 3rd, 2007, 22:30

shot2bits wrote:i was suprised theres no vote for berk seeing as he runs the game servers, but WEY gets my vote for keeping the site up and everything despite all the stuff going on in his personal life at the moment

Me too, but as I said I could think of a lot of people I could nominate so I've not nominated anybody.

Post by **FatherJack** » January 3rd, 2007, 23:58

WEY for constantly trying to improve the site, although I felt sorry for DP with 1 vote and clicked on him instead.

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » January 4th, 2007, 16:29

This one was a tough choice, but I've gone for Mr Pants since he has stepped into his role as site mod very well. WEY is always working to make things better, and Stoat is always making our impossible suggestions possible, but Mr Pants clinches it for me.

Post by **Dog Pants** » January 12th, 2007, 19:26

Aand the results for the 5punk awards are:

Spammer Of The Year Award - Dr. Kitteny Berk
Awarded to the highest apparent number of posts made this year, relative to their time spent as a member.

Most Potential As A Vampire Award - Hehulk
Awarded to the 5punker who appears to have left the house the least this year based on gaming hours clocked up.

Pimp Of The Year - Centeredgedesign
Awarded to the 5punker who has whored the site the most and thus recruited the most new members.

Nazi Of The Year - Lateralus
Awarded to the 5punker who has done the most to promote good spelling and grammar through vigorous correction of fellow members.

Monkey-At-A-Keyboard Award - Ty AKA SirDieAloTy
Awarded to the 5punker who is most likely have been spacking at random onto their keyboard and thus having the most incomprehensible posts. The direct opposite of the Nazi Of The year.

Bastard Of The Year - Grimmie / Gunslinger
Awarded to the 5punker who is creative to the point of being hated by the rest of us for being a talented bastard and making us all look like chimps.

Liver Of The Year - Jockgit
Awarded to the 5punker who has publicly consumed the most alcohol.

The Sir Die Aloty Award for 5punker Of The Year - Woo Elephant Yeah
Named in honour of the inventor of these awards, this is awarded to the 5punker who has done the most to uphold the 5punkiness of 5punk in word or deed.

Congratulations to all our winners, may your reign be blessed with fortuitous bummings. Thank you all 5punkers for another great year, I love you all in a touch-you-in-your-special-place way. As for the tie between Grimmie and Gunslinger, well done both of you for being better than me

Hehulk · Post by **Hehulk** » January 12th, 2007, 19:30

Yay!

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » January 12th, 2007, 19:36

I win at posting lots

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » January 12th, 2007, 19:36

Duke of Ted · Post by **Duke of Ted** » January 12th, 2007, 19:51

grats dudes!

Post by **Grimmie** » January 12th, 2007, 20:09

I won half a thing! Hooray!
Gunslinger. I get to snuggle the trophy on Mondays/Wednesdays/Fridays and every other Sunday. Got it?

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » January 12th, 2007, 20:10

Grimmie wrote:I won half a thing! Hooray!
Gunslinger. I get to snuggle the trophy on Mondays/Wednesdays/Fridays and every other Sunday. Got it?

*never sleeps again*

cashy · Post by **cashy** » January 12th, 2007, 21:46

Dr. kitteny berk wrote: *never sleeps again*

You mean you slept before?

pixie pie · Post by **pixie pie** » January 12th, 2007, 22:54

cashy wrote:
You mean you slept before?

This. I thought all Berk existed for was spamming posts.

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » January 13th, 2007, 1:06

pixie pie wrote:
This. I thought all Berk existed for was spamming posts.

Well then where does all the Poteen go?

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » January 13th, 2007, 1:09

They just sit there.

no, wait, that's calculators

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » January 13th, 2007, 1:36

One billion!

http://www.hexus.net/content/item.php?item=7620

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » January 13th, 2007, 1:38

The Sir Die AloTy Award for 5punker of the year!

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The Sir Die AloTy Award for 5punker of the year!