Spammer Of The Year Award
Awarded to the highest apparent number of posts made this year, relative to their time spent as a member. Please don't get all mathematical and work it out, that's no fun.
Most Potential As A Vampire Award
Awarded to the 5punker who appears to have left the house the least this year based on gaming hours clocked up. Again, don't spoil the fun by working it out but do try look past Hehulk
.Pimp Of The Year
Awarded to the 5punker who has whored the site the most and thus recruited the most new members.
Nazi Of The Year
Awarded to the 5punker who has done the most to promote good spelling and grammar through vigorous correction of fellow members.
Monkey-At-A-Keyboard Award
Awarded to the 5punker who is most likely have been spacking at random onto their keyboard and thus having the most incomprehensible posts. The direct opposite of the Nazi Of The year.
Bastard Of The Year
Awarded to the 5punker who is creative to the point of being hated by the rest of us for being a talented bastard and making us all look like chimps.
Liver Of The Year
Awarded to the 5punker who has publicly consumed the most alcohol. There's still time at ProfLAN guys...
And Finally...
The Sir Die Aloty Award for 5punker Of The Year
Named in honour of the inventor of these awards, this is awarded to the 5punker who has done the most to uphold the 5punkiness of 5punk in word or deed.
I will be awarding 1000 5perm to the winners of each category and 10,000 to the 5punker Of The Year, should anyone actually care. Please feel free to add nominations for special thanks too - I have several people in mind who deserve special mentions.
