How crap is this likely to be?

Loxy · Post by **Loxy** » July 29th, 2006, 20:59

http://www.snakesonaplane.com/

Betcha can't wait, eh?

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » July 29th, 2006, 21:00

Mother Fucking snakes on a Mother Fucking Plane, Mother Fucker!

Loxy · Post by **Loxy** » July 29th, 2006, 21:04

It's pretty shit as an excuse for a movie isn't it?

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » July 29th, 2006, 21:06

Yup - See also: 90% of hollywood drivel.

Loxy · Post by **Loxy** » July 29th, 2006, 21:08

I am surprised that someone like SLJ decided he would put his name to a crap film such as this one after doing some pretty amazing movies in the past!

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » July 29th, 2006, 21:11

Well it's meant to be fun/silly trash, so i figure it's ok.

also: millions of geeks will go and see it, just because it'll be shit

Loxy · Post by **Loxy** » July 29th, 2006, 21:13

I can think of better things to spend the £6 a movie ticket on - like oooooohhhh, fruit salads and back jacks or something..

Post by **deject** » July 29th, 2006, 21:35

Jackson signed on to the movie only because it's named Snakes on a Plane, and threatened to quit when they tried to change the name.

If you cannot see the humor of this movie, I pity you.

Loxy · Post by **Loxy** » July 29th, 2006, 21:38

deject wrote:
If you cannot see the humor of this movie, I pity you.

Who said anything about it not being funny, love? The word I used was 'crap'. Amusing does not make the film good.

Post by **Roman Totale** » July 29th, 2006, 22:54

I shake my head and give a wry smile whenever I hear people mention this film. Initially I thought the internet buzz about this film was "ironic" - ie it got mentioned all the time just because it was going to be so obviously shit. Then I heard that people were seriously going to see it!

I think lots of people have lost their objectivity. It's like with Davis Hasslehoff - he isn't fucking cool goddammit! What starts off as "ironic" soon has people blindly following it.

SOAP (or SOAMFP) will be shit. It really is that simple.

Post by **Grimmie** » July 30th, 2006, 0:12

It WILL be shit.
But it has ascended into internet geekdom.
And nothing, but nothing can stop that.

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » July 30th, 2006, 0:28

Yes, it's American Ironic.

I'm sure it will be a fun movie, in the same way that Deep Rising (my favourite fun movie) is.

Post by **Dog Pants** » July 30th, 2006, 0:41

spoodie wrote:Yes, it's American Ironic.

I'm sure it will be a fun movie, in the same way that Deep Rising (my favourite fun movie) is.

I love that film:

"What's that?"

"The girl from Ipenema"

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » July 30th, 2006, 0:46

Dog Pants wrote:I love that film:

"What's that?"

"The girl from Ipenema"

I must set that as my ringtone, I have it already loaded on my phone

Duke of Ted · Post by **Duke of Ted** » July 30th, 2006, 0:57

Gunslinger42 · Post by **Gunslinger42** » July 30th, 2006, 2:41

At first I lol'd at Snakes on a Plane, what with Jackson only doing it because of the stupid name. I knew it'd be bad but I thought it'd be so bad it's funny. It's getting far too much attention and hype from teh interwebs though. I won't go to see it, but I might download it just for a laugh.

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » July 30th, 2006, 8:11

I don't care, I will go and see it because it look hilarious

Much like Deep Blue Sea, my favourite 'crap' film, also starring SLJ

Loxy · Post by **Loxy** » July 30th, 2006, 16:16

There are many truly crap film out there.

Ruxpinator · Post by **Ruxpinator** » July 30th, 2006, 21:11

is The Silent horse. It really is special, and only £5 on a double film feature dvd from co-op. I really recommend it

http://imdb.com/title/tt0114447/

5punk

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