5punk

Good morning childrens!
Today I was going to tell you a story, but as I hear what goes on when you retire at night to your wanking chariots, you can tell me a story! I'll give you a place to get started, then add a couple of lines to whatever was posted last

Once upon a time, there was a feisty young lady named Jill, she lived alone in the woods, she would often walk around the woods at night enjoying the stars and playing tricks on the animals who were asleep. And then one day...

She decided that she couldn't carry on living a lie and so left the woods to visit Thailand and become Bill just as she had always dreamed...

However, upon arrival into Thailand, before any changes can happen, she's kidnapped by...

A HUGE FUCKING ROBOT!

And a disgruntled toaster, named Clive.

who had a penchant for

Bagels - specifically cinnamon bagels. Clive was, however, a shadow of his former self. His bagel toaster attachment had gone missing many moons ago, presumed stolen by...

...Who infact felt a kinship with the toaster due to being made out of mostly discarded kitchen appliance parts, and the pair kidnapped Jill to....

...Ransom her ovaries for beer and wd40...

Because beer had the nasty side affect of rusting their joints. The duo tried to send the ransom note to the forest animals that missed Jill's company, but.....

little did they know that this was all part of their master plan to rid themselves of the evil Jill, masterminded by

AND ANOTHER, BIGGER ROBOT!

And a slightly smaller robot, made of beer cans, and powered by ham.

"What-ho, citizen! I have a proposition for you," said...

"We require pocky!" said the bigger robot.

At this point, mecha-zilla barged in...

brandishing a self-spanking auto-monkey, and screamed "...