Uncle Fabble's Story Tiem

Post by **fabyak** » January 24th, 2009, 15:22

Good morning childrens!
Today I was going to tell you a story, but as I hear what goes on when you retire at night to your wanking chariots, you can tell me a story! I'll give you a place to get started, then add a couple of lines to whatever was posted last

Once upon a time, there was a feisty young lady named Jill, she lived alone in the woods, she would often walk around the woods at night enjoying the stars and playing tricks on the animals who were asleep. And then one day...

Chickenz · Post by **Chickenz** » January 24th, 2009, 15:40

She decided that she couldn't carry on living a lie and so left the woods to visit Thailand and become Bill just as she had always dreamed...

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » January 24th, 2009, 15:42

However, upon arrival into Thailand, before any changes can happen, she's kidnapped by...

Post by **Dog Pants** » January 24th, 2009, 16:43

A HUGE FUCKING ROBOT!

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » January 24th, 2009, 16:48

And a disgruntled toaster, named Clive.

Post by **fabyak** » January 24th, 2009, 17:41

who had a penchant for

Post by **Roman Totale** » January 24th, 2009, 18:39

Bagels - specifically cinnamon bagels. Clive was, however, a shadow of his former self. His bagel toaster attachment had gone missing many moons ago, presumed stolen by...

Post by **Dog Pants** » January 24th, 2009, 18:45

Dog Pants wrote:A HUGE FUCKING ROBOT!

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » January 24th, 2009, 18:49

...Who infact felt a kinship with the toaster due to being made out of mostly discarded kitchen appliance parts, and the pair kidnapped Jill to....

Sol · Post by **Sol** » January 24th, 2009, 19:09

...Ransom her ovaries for beer and wd40...

centerededgedesign · Post by **centerededgedesign** » January 24th, 2009, 19:39

Because beer had the nasty side affect of rusting their joints. The duo tried to send the ransom note to the forest animals that missed Jill's company, but.....

Post by **fabyak** » January 24th, 2009, 20:02

little did they know that this was all part of their master plan to rid themselves of the evil Jill, masterminded by

Post by **Dog Pants** » January 24th, 2009, 20:26

Dog Pants wrote:A HUGE FUCKING ROBOT!

Post by **deject** » January 24th, 2009, 20:26

AND ANOTHER, BIGGER ROBOT!

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » January 24th, 2009, 20:33

And a slightly smaller robot, made of beer cans, and powered by ham.

Stoat · Post by **Stoat** » January 24th, 2009, 20:50

"What-ho, citizen! I have a proposition for you," said...

Post by **Dog Pants** » January 24th, 2009, 21:09

Dog Pants wrote:A HUGE FUCKING ROBOT!

Post by **deject** » January 24th, 2009, 21:18

"We require pocky!" said the bigger robot.

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » January 24th, 2009, 21:28

At this point, mecha-zilla barged in...

friznit · Post by **friznit** » January 24th, 2009, 21:37

brandishing a self-spanking auto-monkey, and screamed "...