How to tell Eve is made for guys.

[Akiakaiu]

Mission briefing
Do I have a mission that is exciting and
exhilarating for you, or what?!? I have this
awesome hi-tech metal beast full of glistening
cut-edge technology and ultra-cool gadgetry all
ready to go! Enough to make any man sweat
and be willing to give up at least one ball for, if
not more! Ok, ok, I see what you're thinking. Who
am I kidding? It's a car! OK? It belongs to my
mother-in-law and she's constantly nagging me about it, nag-nag-nag. Just take it off my hands, will you?
Please! I beg you! She's driving me crazy with her endless yammering!


I feel like Bevis.... he said ball hehheHEHEHEHEHehehehe

[centerededgedesign]

nagging MIL ftl!