What does your music say about you?
Posted: September 5th, 2008, 13:51
God bless The Daily Mash. What musical genre's and character traits can you add to this:
BLUES: White, well educated and rich. No personal problems whatsoever.
JAZZ: Cool, deaf, horribly incontinent.
CLASSICAL: Intellectual, introverted and a bit of a c*nt.
RAP: High self-esteem, enjoys spraying pavement with AK47 and calling your momma a bitch.
DANCE: Annoyingly friendly. Constantly moving arms.
COUNTRY AND WESTERN: Outgoing, enjoys organising rallies and distributing angry pamphlets.
INDIE: Self-absorbed, idle. A little shit, basically.
STING: Just fuck off. Fuck off right now.
ROCK/HEAVY METAL: Smells of stale urine, thinks Battlestar Galactica is art.
CHART POP: Bubbly, outgoing, easy to throw off a high building.
SOUL: Sensitive, creative, prone to exaggerate size of genitals.
CLIFF RICHARD: Strangely asexual. Until you meet the right priest.
