What does your music say about you?

friznit · Post by **friznit** » September 5th, 2008, 13:51

God bless The Daily Mash. What musical genre's and character traits can you add to this:

BLUES: White, well educated and rich. No personal problems whatsoever.

JAZZ: Cool, deaf, horribly incontinent.

CLASSICAL: Intellectual, introverted and a bit of a c*nt.

RAP: High self-esteem, enjoys spraying pavement with AK47 and calling your momma a bitch.

DANCE: Annoyingly friendly. Constantly moving arms.

COUNTRY AND WESTERN: Outgoing, enjoys organising rallies and distributing angry pamphlets.

INDIE: Self-absorbed, idle. A little shit, basically.

STING: Just fuck off. Fuck off right now.

ROCK/HEAVY METAL: Smells of stale urine, thinks Battlestar Galactica is art.

CHART POP: Bubbly, outgoing, easy to throw off a high building.

SOUL: Sensitive, creative, prone to exaggerate size of genitals.

CLIFF RICHARD: Strangely asexual. Until you meet the right priest.

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » September 5th, 2008, 13:55

So basically a Blues fan wrote that?

amblin · Post by **amblin** » September 5th, 2008, 14:15

Post by **Dog Pants** » September 5th, 2008, 14:39

amblin wrote:
GLAM ROCK: Vivacious, outgoing, likes small children a bit too much.

Fred Woogle · Post by **Fred Woogle** » September 11th, 2008, 18:59

ROCK/HEAVY METAL: Smells of stale urine, thinks Battlestar Galactica is art.

Thanks.... xD

Anery · Post by **Anery** » September 15th, 2008, 9:28

friznit wrote: INDIE: Self-absorbed, idle. A little shit, basically.

I konker

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