The Grove

Ramsus · Post by **Ramsus** » May 5th, 2006, 8:26

Hello, this is Ramsus from The Grove.

It has recently come to my attention that you have some kind of problem with us. If this is untrue I will make an inquiry as to where this infromation came from. If this is true, I would like an explanation as for why you are bothering our group.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » May 5th, 2006, 8:30

aaaahahahahhahaha

it was just a bit of banter in the pub.

however 2 of your members did attack me, if it happens again, i will be forced to teabag.

cashy · Post by **cashy** » May 5th, 2006, 8:33

while under the influence of alcohol i may of smashed somebody in the face with an axe... but they were looking at me funny.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » May 5th, 2006, 8:33

this is assuming that you're the arseholes in Judgewood / the organ arms.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » May 5th, 2006, 8:34

cashy wrote:while under the influence of alcohol i may of smashed somebody in the face with an axe... but they were looking at me funny.

and to be fair, they do smell like zombies.

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » May 5th, 2006, 9:15

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!

Plus erm.. this guy wot killed one of you http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=198937 he ain't a 5punker. 5punk is our group name, not 5Punks

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Cashtart said "i, er, modified your spray :)" (05-03 13:14 BST)
webclam said "hey, there's a mcZeds here! http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/McZeds anyone want a Zomburger?" (05-03 13:49 BST)
sethbullock said "I think i may need to remarm are there any policedepartments around?" (05-03 15:24 BST)
randomgazz said "There is one a few buildings to the north, failing that, stay here and get drunk with us" (05-03 15:38 BST)
Drew Sneed said "It's pretty busy in here, need any help behind the counter?" (05-03 18:03 BST)
sethbullock said "Could take a beer while im here..." (05-03 19:51 BST)
KamikazeStoat said "I shall assume all the LOL- ORGAN! jokes have been done, so I'll get a pint a rack up the pool table." (05-03 21:29 BST)
Gretchin said "Sure Drew, we'd be glad to have you aboard! If u wanna join us just put Crystal Method Food Conglomerate as your group on your profile. and here's your paper hat!" (05-03 22:47 BST)
A flare was fired 11 blocks to the east and 6 blocks to the south. (05-04 03:03 BST)
webclam said "ok, I've eaten the family feast for a hungry party of 6 on my own and need some ale to wash it down. Barkeep! A flagon of your finest frothy hops™ please" (05-04 08:03 BST)
LordGrimmie said "[Can someone help write the farnol arms review before we move on?]" (05-04 12:07 BST)
Dog Pants said "Crikey, busy in here. Who's going to the bar?" (05-04 12:53 BST)
sirfil said "*returns from bar with eleventy pints of lager*" (05-04 17:12 BST)
sirfil said "LOOK AT MY MASSIVE ORGA-- ... What?" (05-04 17:18 BST)
Cashtart said "i just had a delightfull chat with two very well behaved zombies in shervord place. why dont you go say hello, just watch out they are a bit... nibbly" (05-04 18:42 BST)
Gretchin said "Alright, please STOP fucking with our spray! This is a McZeds and not a fucking dude ranch!" (05-05 01:48 BST)
lenny the mook said "Now Now Gretch, be nice! We welcome the 5Punks, but we ask please, do not overwrite our tags. This is a McZeds, and we are proud of our restaurant. Here, free Zomburgers for everybody!" (05-05 01:58 BST)
Stapleballs said "calm the fuck down, this is a pub, we are a pub crawl, or are you too fucking retarded to understand that?" (05-05 02:28 BST)
Stapleballs said "most likely we'll move on in a day or so. until then i'm quite happy to defend my tags, with your lives." (05-05 02:29 BST)
A flare was fired 8 blocks to the east and 5 blocks to the north. (05-05 02:35 BST) ...and again. (05-05 02:35 BST)
hoohaa said "joe, i'm the grove stand in for the next couple of days. while i'm around, could i get a zomburger?" (05-05 03:42 BST)
OversizeLoad said "If you drunken wankers don't behave yourselves we're going to have to throw you out of our restaurant. This is a family restaurant, so sit down, stop sweraing, and eat your finger fries" (05-05 04:19 BST)
Cashtart said "5punk pub crawl! eat my piss mcfools!" (05-05 05:29 BST)
deathonastick said "Hellz YEAH!!!! Where iz tha BEER!!!" (05-05 05:51 BST)
deathonastick killed Burnin Joe. (05-05 05:51 BST)
OversizeLoad said "Wow that's pretty cool. He kills one of us then he runs away. Hey if you 5Punks happen to find yourselves dead around here, you're going to find it pretty hard to get a revive. we know who you are" (05-05 06:01 BST)
Drew Sneed said "afraid you need to learn some manners, buddy" (05-05 06:02 BST)
Stapleballs said "drew sneed just attacked me. kinda silly." (05-05 06:07 BST)
Drew Sneed said "Listen, i dont mind yall hangin out. i dont mind yall eatin and carryin on. Just show a little respect for the help. theres ladies here, ya bastards" (05-05 06:12 BST)
OversizeLoad said "and that's cos you started all this, you idiot. Now just shut up or next time I'll punch you with my axe" (05-05 06:14 BST)
Drew Sneed said "Ok, now, everybody just be cool. No need to get out of control." (05-05 06:22 BST)
Drew Sneed said "5punk gentlemen, enjoy the rest of your pub crawl as you move on to the next locale." (05-05 06:25 BST)
Cashtart said "thou shalt not anger the cashtart, lest he feel his wrath!" (05-05 06:31 BST)
the real clammy said "wow, I just had the weirdest dream, I was in this theme pub, with the guys and it all got fighty and shouty and ..... oh." (05-05 08:55 BST)
the real clammy said "um. Can I have a fresh beer please? This one seems to have been spilled by accident and has some fries in it too." (05-05 08:55 BST)
LordGrimmie said "I need an adult! So this is McZeds? They're a bit partial to graffiti around here, how odd." (05-05 09:22 BST)

Dudes, your hospitality is somewhat lacking, try asking DHPD for some tips

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » May 5th, 2006, 9:30

mrbobbins wrote:Dudes, your hospitality is somewhat lacking, try asking DHPD for some tips

That

also: pissing off a large group of people who outclass you considerably != good move.

Post by **Dog Pants** » May 5th, 2006, 9:32

To be honest guys I think this is more our fault. Okay, it was an overreaction about us spraying over the tag - it's hardly life or death - and that riled Berk, but we're in their pub so we should be the one to step down and respect their place.

Having said that, it's probably best just to put this one down to the beer and move on. I for one would like it to be on good terms.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » May 5th, 2006, 9:39

bah, i'm trying to start a fight here.

Woo Elephant Yeah · Post by **Woo Elephant Yeah** » May 5th, 2006, 9:39

Dog Pants wrote:To be honest guys I think this is more our fault. Okay, it was an overreaction about us spraying over the tag - it's hardly life or death - and that riled Berk, but we're in their pub so we should be the one to step down and respect their place.

Having said that, it's probably best just to put this one down to the beer and move on. I for one would like it to be on good terms.

Well said.

The wrath of Berk strikes again

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » May 5th, 2006, 9:42

Woo Elephant Yeah wrote:The wrath of Berk strikes again

I have to keep myself amused somehow

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » May 5th, 2006, 9:58

I think it got out of hand when 'we' killed one of them, but I've no idea who this Death on a stick is, after they saw that a member of 5Punks had killed one of them they got a bit tetchy (Although they were slightly tetchy before about the tagging thing,

)

Post by **Dog Pants** » May 5th, 2006, 9:59

Having read it again a few times and made my speech in-game I'm not surprise Berk reacted how he did, as they needn't have been that rude about it. As he also said, the people throwing punches might have checked the wiki page/UD groups chart before they escalated it into violence with a much larger group. Still, the crawl was getting a bit dry and interaction with the locals has certainly spiced it up.

Ramsus - we didn't come to your place looking for trouble, it just kind of escalated like that. I'm sure you've read the dialogue and you can make your own decision as to what the catalyst was and whether we can patch things up. I'm sure even Berk (that's Stapleballs in-game BTW) will agree to play nice if we can. If not, we can write our review and move on, assuming we're not made to defend ourselves.

Cheers

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » May 5th, 2006, 10:09

Dog Pants wrote:Still, the crawl was getting a bit dry and interaction with the locals has certainly spiced it up.

This!

cashy · Post by **cashy** » May 5th, 2006, 10:09

Cashtart said "5punk pub crawl! eat my piss mcfools!" (05-05 05:29 BST)

i was actualy trying to spray this on the wall... i felt a bit silly after

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » May 5th, 2006, 10:11

cashy wrote:Cashtart said "5punk pub crawl! eat my piss mcfools!" (05-05 05:29 BST)

i was actualy trying to spray this on the wall... i felt a bit silly after

I sprayed something on the wall, beer & McZomb burgers don't mix well

Post by **Dog Pants** » May 5th, 2006, 17:58

Right, we're moving out and unfortunately there's still some bad blood.

Ramsus, if you read this, I personally think you've got a great idea there and I think it's a shame there was hostility. We had a great time with DHPD and we're really not out to piss people off. I consider that we reacted with equal horse to any attack, verbal or physical, and as such there was an escalation. Obviously this won't lead to a favourable review. However, I for one would be more than happy to return at a later date in order to re-review the Organ Arms once everyone has calmed down.

Please let me reiterate that we didn't come to your pub to cause hostility, only that we defended ourselves in kind. I hope we can repair our relations and amend the review to a more flattering one in the future.

EDIT: Oh yeah, can someone please post the dialogue after my peace speech? If Ramsus isn't in the Organ I'd like some evidence to show that I'm not talking bollocks. Cheers.

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » May 5th, 2006, 19:10

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    *  the real clammy said "have you writ the review yet grimmie? still need a copywriter? Get us a burger or 6 and I'll see what I can do" (05-05 10:25 BST)
    * randomgazz said "I've tidied up the farnol one, shall I do this place as well?" (05-05 10:42 BST)
    * Dog Pants said "Just relax guys, it's only a bit of graffiti. You can easily re-spray it when we leave. If you'd have asked politely for us not to do it then we would have probably stopped." (05-05 10:46 BST)
    * Dog Pants said " Now lets just get a beer, we'll write our review, and we can be on our way on good faith." (05-05 10:47 BST)
    * randomgazz said "Wise words pants. To be honest some cunthorse was trying to stir up trouble by changing their name to '5punks' and attacking people" (05-05 11:07 BST)
    * spoodie said "Generator refueled, beer pumps back online" (05-05 11:23 BST)
    * webclam said "Right, final round before moving out. Who wants a pint and some chips?" (05-05 11:55 BST)
    * sirfil said "*slumps face first into his burger*" (05-05 13:25 BST)
    * A flare was fired 9 blocks to the west and 11 blocks to the south. (05-05 13:37 BST)
    * Stapleballs said "right, all attacks have been returned, as far as i'm concerned, that's the end of it, any further attacks will result in very fast death." (05-05 15:26 BST)
    * webclam said "I suggest we share a big round of drinks and settle down. There's enough goping on outside with the bitey masses roaming around to distract us from squabbling in here. Now let me see the dessert menu." (05-05 15:30 BST)
    * webclam said "*going* not goping. apols for the spackwit spelling" (05-05 15:30 BST)
    * OversizeLoad said "well thanks chaps, for waking up and acting slightly friendly at last. I've warned them about you up at the Boylin Arms, so they're putting off steam cleaning the carpet til next week.Don't forget to shut the barricades on your way out." (05-05 15:32 BST)
    * sethbullock said "I hope you calmed down or the law will call for an axe in each of your head..." (05-05 15:40 BST)
    * Cashtart said "try not to get too cheeky, were only going next door..." (05-05 15:50 BST)
    * Stapleballs said "and some of us aren't as democratic as others..." (05-05 15:52 BST)
    * OversizeLoad said "Now that you lot are being all nice and polite, shouldn't you fix our graffitti?" (05-05 16:11 BST)
    * Duke of Ted said "Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Lets not bicker and argue about who killed who" (05-05 16:20 BST)
    * Stapleballs said "load, we will leave tomorrow, bitch about the tag, or change it, and i will hunt you down and make you very, very dead. k?" (05-05 16:27 BST)
    * spoodie said "If this is supposed to be a friendly, family place why are you still giving us a hard time? Ever heard of the saying the customer is always right?" (05-05 17:12 BST)
    * LordGrimmie said "Thanks for fixing the review Gazz, much better than anything I could've mustered up. I also propose we move to the next pub tonight?" (05-05 17:35 BST)
    * LordGrimmie said "Hey Dogpants! That OverLoad chap looks like Belmer!" (05-05 17:40 BST)
    * Dog Pants said "Hehehe, zombie lookalikes." (05-05 18:20 BST)
    * Dog Pants said "Review's up guys. Let's get out of here. Diners and drinkers - sorry for the disturbance. Local chavs - please don't feel the need to stray from here." (05-05 18:32 BST)
    * Drew Sneed said "i didnt exactly see an offering of the olive branch, and i dont appreciate all the silly name calling and idle threats. just be wary, some establishments wont take as kindly to foolishness. Oh, and have a nice day." (05-05 18:38 BST)
    * Dog Pants said "Review's up guys. Let's get out of here. Diners and drinkers - sorry for the disturbance. Local chavs - please don't feel the need to stray from here." (05-05 18:40 BST)
    * spoodie said "Well this was an interesting visit if nothing else, reminds me of a time I went to an Outback Steakhouse" (05-05 19:43 BST)

Post by **Dog Pants** » May 5th, 2006, 19:31

It almost worked didn't it.

Post by **FatherJack** » May 5th, 2006, 21:29

We'll have no foolishness here!