Hateley Arms has been breached

webclam · Post by **webclam** » April 15th, 2006, 7:47

2 zoms inside at present (more when I stand up)
Doors wide open!

1/10 for this pub, clearly the bouncers are not very good at all.
and the beer was warm and they had no dimpled glasses.

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Since your last turn:

* Dog Pants said "Loes! Nice to see no bitey people here." (04-13 17:06 BST)
* Stapleballs said "*gnaws on dogpants*" (04-13 18:22 BST)
* sirfil said "Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are....zzzzzzzzzzzzz" (04-13 20:15 BST)
* Dog Pants said "Ow! Don't bite that bit!" (04-14 08:02 BST)
* Brobbins said "BTW 3 ZOmbs outside the here, 3 outside the Vaughan and 2 outside the PD" (04-14 11:47 BST)
* Dog Pants said "Revived Ted outside" (04-14 16:59 BST)
* Duke of Ted said "thankyou Mr Pants, i owe you two" (04-14 17:44 BST)
* A flare was fired 7 blocks to the west and 11 blocks to the south. (04-14 18:39 BST)
* LordGrimmie said "HARRAH!.. I.. I mean, hello everyone! Thankyou for stabbing me with a sharp thing, 'Pants!" (04-14 21:35 BST)
* KamikazeStoat said "Ooh, they aren't half gathering outside. *sips beer*" (04-15 01:26 BST)
* You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (04-15 04:21 BST) ...and again. (04-15 04:21 BST)
* A zombie attacked you for 3 damage. (04-15 04:24 BST)
* The zombie grabbed hold of you! (04-15 04:24 BST)
* A zombie attacked you for 3 damage. (04-15 04:24 BST) ...and again. (04-15 04:24 BST) ...and again. (04-15 04:24 BST) ...and again. (04-15 04:25 BST) ...and again. (04-15 04:25 BST)
* The zombie lost its grip. (04-15 04:25 BST)
* The zombie grabbed hold of you! (04-15 04:25 BST)
* A zombie attacked you for 3 damage. (04-15 04:25 BST) ...and again. (04-15 04:25 BST)
* The zombie lost its grip. (04-15 04:26 BST)
* A zombie attacked you for 3 damage. (04-15 04:26 BST)
* The zombie grabbed hold of you! (04-15 04:26 BST)
* A zombie attacked you for 3 damage. (04-15 04:26 BST) ...and again. (04-15 04:26 BST) ...and again. (04-15 04:26 BST) ...and again. (04-15 04:26 BST) ...and again. (04-15 04:26 BST) ...and again. (04-15 04:26 BST)
* The zombie lost its grip. (04-15 04:26 BST)
* A zombie attacked you for 3 damage. (04-15 04:27 BST)
* The zombie grabbed hold of you! (04-15 04:27 BST)
* The zombie lost its grip. (04-15 04:27 BST)
* A zombie attacked you for 4 damage. (04-15 04:27 BST)
* The zombie's bite was infected! (You'll now take 1HP damage for every action you take, except speaking. Infection can be cured with a First Aid Kit.) (04-15 04:27 BST)
* You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (04-15 04:33 BST)
* A flare was fired 2 blocks to the west and 5 blocks to the south. (04-15 04:51 BST)
* You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (04-15 05:50 BST) ...and again. (04-15 08:00 BST)

You have been killed.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » April 15th, 2006, 7:51

*rather glad he's shopping in caiger*

randomgazz · Post by **randomgazz** » April 15th, 2006, 7:57

3 zombies inside now and we are back to VS.

Post by **Dog Pants** » April 15th, 2006, 7:58

Piss. Took down 2 of them and ran out of APs finding a safe spot. I forgot to dump the bodies too

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » April 15th, 2006, 11:07

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#  KamikazeStoat said "Ooh, they aren't half gathering outside. *sips beer*" (04-15 01:26 BST)
# You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (04-15 04:21 BST) ...and again. (04-15 04:21 BST)
# A zombie killed KamikazeStoat.

LOL

Killed, dumped and re-barricaded
If you need a revive make sure you're standing up outside

Edit: revived Prof

Stoat · Post by **Stoat** » April 15th, 2006, 12:29

Oh, bugger. *Stands up*

Post by **Dog Pants** » April 15th, 2006, 14:34

Right, a review of the Hately is up so we can get the hell out of here before anyone else dies!

All the way to the Vaughan (which is Lightly barricaded ATT)

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » April 15th, 2006, 15:59

Opps, I forgot it now takes 10APs to revive. Now I'm standing outside the pub with -5 APs, oh well at least I can use all those XP to upgrade my zombie skills.

On the plus side I think I managed to revive webclam and stoat

Stoat · Post by **Stoat** » April 15th, 2006, 18:02

spoodie wrote:On the plus side I think I managed to revive webclam and stoat

I'm still standing outside, Ghrrh!-ing in your ear.

edit: If you've got any APs by now I should move quick-sharpish- you're down to 35hp.

Post by **FatherJack** » April 15th, 2006, 20:31

Wow, that's two pub brawls I've survived. Either those zombie-repellent pants I bought down the market are working or the zombies are mistaking me for one of their own.

Incoherent, lurching gait, unpleasant odour...seems plausible.

Post by **Dog Pants** » April 15th, 2006, 20:42

FatherJack wrote:zombie-repellent pants

Eh?

Post by **FatherJack** » April 15th, 2006, 20:45

Dog Pants wrote:
FatherJack wrote:zombie-repellent pants
Eh?

I just made them up.

Edit: both pubs up to "Extremely" at last check.

Post by **Dog Pants** » April 15th, 2006, 20:59

FatherJack wrote:
Dog Pants wrote:
FatherJack wrote:zombie-repellent pants
Eh?
I just made them up.

Edit: both pubs up to "Extremely" at last check.

Noes silly, I am Pants!

I'm not doing well with my jokes today. Maybe I should give up.

Post by **FatherJack** » April 15th, 2006, 21:05

Dog Pants wrote: I'm not doing well with my jokes today. Maybe I should give up.

No, just me being thick. Carry on japing!

randomgazz · Post by **randomgazz** » April 16th, 2006, 7:00

Both pubs have zombies in now and we have a few dead 5punkers. Seems like we might all have to do a zombie pub crawl for a while.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » April 16th, 2006, 7:11

I'm currently in west becktown, will probably get down to you lot this evening or tomorrow and will be able to provide revs (ideally to those with rev syringes)

however i do vote that we try to keep moving, maybe hit each bar for 24 or 48 hours then move on, it'll stop up getting hit quite so hard by returning zombies.

Post by **Dog Pants** » April 16th, 2006, 8:04

This

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » April 16th, 2006, 9:39

Erm... I think we're all dead

We should have a rendevous point somewhere safe where we can revive and heal for a bit

Post by **Dog Pants** » April 16th, 2006, 10:12

Arse

webclam · Post by **webclam** » April 16th, 2006, 11:39

mrbobbins wrote:Erm... I think we're all dead

We should have a rendevous point somewhere safe where we can revive and heal for a bit

what about a nice mall somewhere with a coffee bar and someone selling Cinabon?