Poems
Posted: March 21st, 2006, 12:59
Have you got any poems, and would like to share them with other 5punkers?
Here's a relatively shit one I made a few months ago after having some chav riding up the ass of my car on his moped!
This is the tale of a chav called Darren,
and his pregnant teen girlfriend called Sharron.
He knocked her up nearly 9 months ago,
in the back of a Nova with an exhaust that would blow.
Condoms were something that "only fags use",
he was more interested in Sharron saving him two's.
His dick now hurts, and sometimes it will itch,
but all he cared about, was shagging "dat bitch".
Well Sharron is happy, as now she is "pregger's",
joined the ongoing list of professional white beggars.
With free housing given to those that don't care,
a stupid chav fucker, and a silly young mare!
Now that they have their inncoent young child,
it's time to corrupt them, and make them wild.
Let them grow up with no discipline or fear,
watching their old man getting wasted on cheap beer.
Darren moves to and fro' from bitch to bitch,
he's not the sort of guy that get's the hitch!
He's a father of 6 kids, with 6 different mothers,
not one single mum can he even call a lover.
In his eyes his behaviour is just plain normal,
smoke weed, nick cars, and watching the football.
Work you say? That doesn't exist,
for Darren that's staying home getting pis*ed.
Here's a relatively shit one I made a few months ago after having some chav riding up the ass of my car on his moped!
This is the tale of a chav called Darren,
and his pregnant teen girlfriend called Sharron.
He knocked her up nearly 9 months ago,
in the back of a Nova with an exhaust that would blow.
Condoms were something that "only fags use",
he was more interested in Sharron saving him two's.
His dick now hurts, and sometimes it will itch,
but all he cared about, was shagging "dat bitch".
Well Sharron is happy, as now she is "pregger's",
joined the ongoing list of professional white beggars.
With free housing given to those that don't care,
a stupid chav fucker, and a silly young mare!
Now that they have their inncoent young child,
it's time to corrupt them, and make them wild.
Let them grow up with no discipline or fear,
watching their old man getting wasted on cheap beer.
Darren moves to and fro' from bitch to bitch,
he's not the sort of guy that get's the hitch!
He's a father of 6 kids, with 6 different mothers,
not one single mum can he even call a lover.
In his eyes his behaviour is just plain normal,
smoke weed, nick cars, and watching the football.
Work you say? That doesn't exist,
for Darren that's staying home getting pis*ed.
