OFFICIAL TOURNAMENT RULES!

Post by **deject** » February 20th, 2006, 21:52

5punk.co.uk CS:S Tournament Official Rules

JOINING THE SERVER:

All four players must be connected to the server before joining a team. All four players must join their teams before any of the rounds begin. If not the match must start over. Once you have joined a team you must stay on that team until the server resets (to avoid the spectate/cash "exploit").

TOURNAMENT FORMAT:

Each team will play 10 rounds on both the Terrorist and Counter-Terrorist sides on both de_dust and de_inferno.

The Breakdown:

1. Server starts on de_dust
2. Team 1 joins Terrorists, Team 2 joins Counter-Terrorists
3. Play 10 rounds
4. Server Resets
5. Team 1 joins Counter-Terrorists, Team 2 joins Terrorists
6. Play 10 rounds
7. Map change to de_inferno
8. Repeat 2-6 on de_inferno

WINNER WILL BE DETERMINED BY THE NUMBER OF MAPS WON AT THE END OF 40 ROUNDS. For example, Team WERD wins dust first time 7-3. This is a map win. Then Team RO-BONER wins inferno 6-4. This is a map win.

In the event of an even score at the end of 40 rounds, we will have a knife round for the tiebreaker. If any player buys a gun, ammo, or grenades, his/her team will be disqualified. Starting pistols must be dropped at the spawn point. In the event of a knife fight, the map will be reset to de_dust and the knife fight will occur in Bombsite A. The teams will fight to the death. The winning team will move on.

MISCELLANEOUS:

Losers can opt to play in the Toilet Bowl. Contestant teams in the Toilet Bowl will play each other in the same tournament format. the winners of a match stop play and do not move on in the Toilet Bowl. The losers of a Toilet Bowl match will move on to the next round. The Champion Losers of the Toilet Bowl will be given the forum title of Uber Salmon Pirate Ninja Gayers.

These will be the rules unless someone has a legitimate problem with them.

edited for formatting errors

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » February 20th, 2006, 21:54

Good work sir. I say yea to all.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » February 20th, 2006, 21:56

that looks good,

i'll have a look tomorrow and see if i can't figure the issues out.

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » February 20th, 2006, 22:01

Nice one Berk and deject, they look fine to me, like I know anything about it. Do we get toilet breaks?

I suggest we dont schedule any proper tourny matches until we've had at least one short test match to make sure all is well, or not

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » February 20th, 2006, 22:04

spoodie wrote:Do we get toilet breaks?

yes.

at the start of every map, state your intention, then piss.

if you need to go mid round, a nurse can be provided to either drink it, or set you up with a catheter (foley or texas)

note: Nurses may have limited capacity, and not accept highly concentrated urine.

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » February 20th, 2006, 22:10

OH NO! I looked up foley catheter, that's not nice! So I will set up a bind that says "I MUST PISS!"

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » February 20th, 2006, 22:11

hahahaha. if i don't link it, just assume it hurts.

Post by **ProfHawking** » February 20th, 2006, 22:28

"If the balloon is opened before the Foley catheter is completely inserted into the bladder, bleeding, damage and even rupture of the urethra can occur. In some individuals, long-term permanent scarring and strictures of the urethra could occur."

OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » February 20th, 2006, 22:35

yes.

though you'll feel it go through the sphincter into the bladder.

Post by **Roman Totale** » February 20th, 2006, 22:47

pfft, like I'm going to read all that.

Revised Rules

1. Team RO-BO will pwn you all
2. End of rules

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » February 20th, 2006, 22:49

Roman_Totale wrote:pfft, like I'm going to read all that.

Revised Rules

1. Team RO-BO will be pwn'd by you all
2. End of rules

fix'd

pixie pie · Post by **pixie pie** » February 20th, 2006, 22:52

These rules seem mighty fair. Should I suggest that the initial "Test" match. ie. first match, could be yet again me and bob vs team latte. Same time next monday?

(May I also add before the spazzing me and bob were doing very well

)

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » February 20th, 2006, 22:57

pixie pie wrote:These rules seem mighty fair. Should I suggest that the initial "Test" match. ie. first match, could be yet again me and bob vs team latte. Same time next monday?

(May I also add before the spazzing me and bob were doing very well )

LIES! HAX! and, indeed, VIDEOTAPE!

Next monday, all your base will belong to us.

Nickface · Post by **Nickface** » February 21st, 2006, 5:57

NEEDS MORE CAPS LOCK

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » February 21st, 2006, 16:03

right, due to an oddity i wasn't aware of, and wanting to keep the matches running without admin intervention (ie. having to run silly scripts to restart stuff and suchlike)

for now, the map cycle on the server is

de_dust
de_inferno
de_dust
de_inferno

this isn't perfect i know, but it will avoid the map looping error, and means that you don't need an admin present to play

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » February 21st, 2006, 16:07

Cheers Berk, server *should* be a bit more idiot-proof now. Providing Deject's instructions above are carried out!

Rematch for Latté and Team Porn is 5cheduled for 8pm on Monday 27th, so sign up guys. If anyone wants the time brought forward or back then let me know.

Sol · Post by **Sol** » February 21st, 2006, 19:13

Mmmm...Rules!