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Lionhead wants your insults [News]
Those guys at Lionhead may be smart, but they don't exactly have the foulest of mouths. Good thing they're asking gamers to submit insults for the upcoming Fable 2 then.

Author: Joe Martin
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Just get them to play through all Monkey Island games. Our ~!~ list may be a bit much for them though.

It's not my own but I like "Cunty chops!"

Nut munching cupcake badgers comes to mind

EDIT:

, word felcher

Twatlegs

"cupcake you/them in the fuck" should be definatly be added.

Knobsack
Cock Monkey
Throbber
Anal Probe

Turd Goblin?

This scared me:

The whole talk was filled with ‘next-gen’ features that will really tickle RPG fans tickly bits. Molyneux excitedly told us all about the family system, which will allow players the chance to find a wife and decide on having protected or unprotected sex. Choosing the later will usually end up with a baby coming along, which will lead to an in-game first - as you will be able to play as a woman (and have a husband), you’ll be able to play the game as a pregnant character. They wrestled with the idea of having a pregnancy mini-game, but unfortunately have decided against it. Shame!

Pfffft. I fail at the real life version of that bit. A pregnancy mini game though? Would that consist of timed dashes to the bog to throw up, or searches for bizarre combinations of food?

Dog Pants wrote:Pfffft. I fail at the real life version of that bit. A pregnancy mini game though? Would that consist of timed dashes to the bog to throw up, or searches for bizarre combinations of food?

What web comic is that?

That's Penny Arcade, one of the few I look at regularly.

I used to read a few web comics regularly, but I think I stopped when I lost all my bookmarks a while back.

With the pregnancy mini-game, if you're playing an evil character can you go out and get lashed and throw yourself down staircases?

Lateralus wrote:With the pregnancy mini-game, if you're playing an evil character can you go out and get lashed and throw yourself down staircases?

Games are supposed to be about escaping reality.

Ah yes, good point.

Lateralus wrote: With the pregnancy mini-game, if you're playing an evil character can you go out and get lashed and throw yourself down staircases?

The Kerry Katona mod.

Ahahaha fucking lol, many times, and hard. I think she doesn't help herself by getting drunk then trying to look over her giant tits whilst walking, silly fucking mare.