Lionhead wants your insults [News]

News Reader · Post by **News Reader** » November 16th, 2007, 12:00

Lionhead wants your insults [News]
Those guys at Lionhead may be smart, but they don't exactly have the foulest of mouths. Good thing they're asking gamers to submit insults for the upcoming Fable 2 then.

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Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » November 16th, 2007, 12:16

Just get them to play through all Monkey Island games. Our ~!~ list may be a bit much for them though.

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » November 16th, 2007, 12:18

It's not my own but I like "Cunty chops!"

Hehulk · Post by **Hehulk** » November 16th, 2007, 12:24

Nut munching cupcake badgers comes to mind

EDIT:

, word felcher

Post by **FatherJack** » November 16th, 2007, 12:59

Twatlegs

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » November 16th, 2007, 13:41

"cupcake you/them in the fuck" should be definatly be added.

Stoat · Post by **Stoat** » November 16th, 2007, 13:54

Post by **Dog Pants** » November 16th, 2007, 14:47

Knobsack
Cock Monkey
Throbber
Anal Probe

Lexy · Post by **Lexy** » November 20th, 2007, 5:36

Turd Goblin?

This scared me:

The whole talk was filled with ‘next-gen’ features that will really tickle RPG fans tickly bits. Molyneux excitedly told us all about the family system, which will allow players the chance to find a wife and decide on having protected or unprotected sex. Choosing the later will usually end up with a baby coming along, which will lead to an in-game first - as you will be able to play as a woman (and have a husband), you’ll be able to play the game as a pregnant character. They wrestled with the idea of having a pregnancy mini-game, but unfortunately have decided against it. Shame!

Post by **Dog Pants** » November 20th, 2007, 10:04

Pfffft. I fail at the real life version of that bit. A pregnancy mini game though? Would that consist of timed dashes to the bog to throw up, or searches for bizarre combinations of food?

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » November 20th, 2007, 10:41

Dog Pants wrote:Pfffft. I fail at the real life version of that bit. A pregnancy mini game though? Would that consist of timed dashes to the bog to throw up, or searches for bizarre combinations of food?

Hehulk · Post by **Hehulk** » November 20th, 2007, 13:41

What web comic is that?

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » November 20th, 2007, 14:01

That's Penny Arcade, one of the few I look at regularly.

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » November 20th, 2007, 14:15

I used to read a few web comics regularly, but I think I stopped when I lost all my bookmarks a while back.

With the pregnancy mini-game, if you're playing an evil character can you go out and get lashed and throw yourself down staircases?

Stoat · Post by **Stoat** » November 20th, 2007, 14:44

Lateralus wrote:With the pregnancy mini-game, if you're playing an evil character can you go out and get lashed and throw yourself down staircases?

Games are supposed to be about escaping reality.

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » November 20th, 2007, 14:53

Ah yes, good point.

Post by **Roman Totale** » November 20th, 2007, 18:58

Lateralus wrote: With the pregnancy mini-game, if you're playing an evil character can you go out and get lashed and throw yourself down staircases?

The Kerry Katona mod.

Post by **HereComesPete** » November 21st, 2007, 9:21

Ahahaha fucking lol, many times, and hard. I think she doesn't help herself by getting drunk then trying to look over her giant tits whilst walking, silly fucking mare.