A GREAT TRAVESTY HAS OCCURED (ic)

MrGreen · Post by **MrGreen** » October 27th, 2007, 14:18

THE DEFENCE MINISTRY OF BYKA GROOVE wrote: A GREAT TRAVESTY HAS OCCURED. THE DICTATOR MC DEVVO HAS BEEN SHANKED WHILE TEKKIN' A PASH OUTSIDE THE ROYAL STATE LOCAL. WE CAN ASSURE YOU THAT THE MURDER WAS ACCIDENTAL AND THE ASSASSIN HAS NO PART IN THE OTHERTHROWAL OF THE GREAT MCDEVVO'S RULE. WE CAN ALSO ASSURE YOU THAT THE ASSASSIN LOVED THE DEVVO TOO MUCH TO KILL HIM, LIKE ALL OF OUR LOVING CITIZENS. HE MUST HAVE THOUGHT DEVVO WAS A PIGEON. OR SOMETHING.

PLEASE REMEMBER, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS OBJECTION TO THE RULE OF THE GREAT, LATE LORD DEVVO. EVERYBODY LOVES HIM AS MUCH AS THEY LOVE THE GREAT ANTON DECK.