5punk

Okay guys, think it's time for a brain storming session on how to get more 5punkers.

Please post any ideas on how you think we can attract more b3tans'/people to 5punk.

I know a few of you who think it's fine as it is, but narf I think 5punk is now ready for more members/input which in turn will help 5punk to grow and improve itself*

So please, any ideas you can think of, just stick it down in here, and myself and Stoat will run through them and see what we think will work.

*points to graphs on powerpoint presentation

Petition Rob to put a links page on B3ta? There are plenty of other B3ta related sites to fill it up - rathergood.com, weebls-stuff.com, FTLFM.com, glassco.cx...

There's thousands of B3tards out there and many of them must be gamers, so I can only assume more aren't here because they don't know about us. Or Berk scared them off.

Dog Pants wrote:Petition Rob to put a links page on B3ta? There are plenty of other B3ta related sites to fill it up - rathergood.com, weebls-stuff.com, FTLFM.com, glassco.cx...

There's thousands of B3tards out there and many of them must be gamers, so I can only assume more aren't here because they don't know about us. Or Berk scared them off.

This.
Small pixelated buttons for people to stick on their sites.
Big fat flashing epilepsy inducing banners.
Lots of 5punk based b3ta material.
Telings friends (of which I am t3h master.)

etc etc

..
PROFIT!

free bum hugs for new members
pioneer the worlds first mile long index page

... I'm not helping much am I

edit: oh yeah, tshirts might help but you'll probably need to leave the house for people to see them

There was a page with 5punk link buttons on, it doesn't appear to be working though, it may need more cheese

mrbobbins wrote:There was a page with 5punk link buttons on, it doesn't appear to be working though, it may need more cheese

Yes, it needs re-doing. However:

We have these:


...and these for profiles and signatures:

Dog Pants wrote:Petition Rob to put a links page on B3ta? There are plenty of other B3ta related sites to fill it up - rathergood.com, weebls-stuff.com, FTLFM.com, glassco.cx...

There's thousands of B3tards out there and many of them must be gamers, so I can only assume more aren't here because they don't know about us. Or Berk scared them off.

Yes, spam them constantly until we get their endorsement. Okay, maybe not. But it was someone posting one of the main b3ta threads (compo vote I think) that drew me here.

A good chance would be to do something newsletter-worthy to do with 5punk or gaming and let people find it from there. I've only had mentions for stuff I've found, not made, though.

The best idea we had was Project Badger to recreate badger badger mushroom in UT2004, didn't get too far though, but it was a cracking plan!

mrbobbins wrote:The best idea we had was Project Badger to recreate badger badger mushroom in UT2004, didn't get too far though, but it was a cracking plan!

Excellent! I could get hold of UT2004 for this.

mrbobbins wrote:The best idea we had was Project Badger to recreate badger badger mushroom in UT2004, didn't get too far though, but it was a cracking plan!

THIS!

Unfortunately I had no map making skills whatsoever, and no teamspeak at the time.

If someone could make a better badger map for ut2004, it really would be a simple yet effective thing to do, and I already have weebls permission to use the music from the animation.

Anyway, carry on, there's some good ideas so far....

*scribbles down brain storm comments on big white board*

How about some kind of comedy 5punk related ebay auction?

The comedy/weird auctions often go viral, dunno what we'd sell though (not spunk.. )

Write www.5punk.co.uk on lots of post-it notes, go out into the wide world and attach them to peoples heads.

mrbobbins wrote:How about some kind of comedy 5punk related ebay auction?

The comedy/weird auctions often go viral, dunno what we'd sell though (not spunk.. )

PVA glue?

spoodie wrote:...tshirts might help but you'll probably need to leave the house for people to see them

.. This .. I'd love to have a tshirt with "5punk" written on top of spunky.. Just for wearing in those especially geeky places.. Like school and stuff.

FatherJack wrote:A good chance would be to do something newsletter-worthy to do with 5punk or gaming and let people find it from there. I've only had mentions for stuff I've found, not made, though.

RESULT!
Upcoming LAN + Camera + Newsletter = Profit!

Grimmie wrote:

FatherJack wrote:A good chance would be to do something newsletter-worthy to do with 5punk or gaming and let people find it from there. I've only had mentions for stuff I've found, not made, though.

RESULT!
Upcoming LAN + Camera + Newsletter = Profit!

no no no!

it's like this:

1. LAN

2. Camera

3. Newsletter

4. ... make a porn video obviously

5. PROFIT! from the porn video

deject wrote:

Grimmie wrote:

FatherJack wrote:A good chance would be to do something newsletter-worthy to do with 5punk or gaming and let people find it from there. I've only had mentions for stuff I've found, not made, though.

RESULT!
Upcoming LAN + Camera + Newsletter = Profit!

no no no!

it's like this:

1. LAN

2. Camera

3. Newsletter

4. ... make a porn video obviously

5. PROFIT! from the porn video

ahhhhh but my dear sir, you missed out a vital part, im afraid it goes

1. LAN

2.camara

3.newsletter

4...make a porn video obviously

5. bummings

6. PROFIT!!make a porn video and the bummings obviously

shot2bits wrote:

deject wrote:

Grimmie wrote:

FatherJack wrote:A good chance would be to do something newsletter-worthy to do with 5punk or gaming and let people find it from there. I've only had mentions for stuff I've found, not made, though.

RESULT!
Upcoming LAN + Camera + Newsletter = Profit!

no no no!

it's like this:

1. LAN

2. Camera

3. Newsletter

4. ... make a porn video obviously

5. PROFIT! from the porn video

ahhhhh but my dear sir, you missed out a vital part, im afraid it goes

1. LAN

2.camara

3.newsletter

4...make a porn video obviously

5. bummings

6. PROFIT!!make a porn video and the bummings obviously

No No..

1. LAN

2. Camera

3. Make porn video, Obviously

4. Newsletter/Porn website?

5. Lots of bummings.. Could have these mixed in with the porn? :o

6. PROFIT!!

deject wrote:

Grimmie wrote:

FatherJack wrote:A good chance would be to do something newsletter-worthy to do with 5punk or gaming and let people find it from there. I've only had mentions for stuff I've found, not made, though.

RESULT!
Upcoming LAN + Camera + Newsletter = Profit!

no no no!

it's like this:

1. LAN

2. Camera

3. Newsletter

4. ... make a porn video obviously

5. PROFIT! from the porn video

Correction:

1. LAN

2. Camera

3. Newsletter

4. Being recognised in the street

5. Getting beaten to a bloody pulp by members of the public

6. Mohammed

rediculous public marketing stunts... like streaking with the url on you're bum cheeks