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Starship Troopers Demo

Posted: September 29th, 2005, 13:10
by Fred Woogle

Posted: September 29th, 2005, 14:02
by Woo Elephant Yeah
Is there a review/pics for this anywhere?

I would JFGI but I can't be assed to trawl through shit

Posted: September 29th, 2005, 14:11
by Fred Woogle
it seens pretty poooo

Posted: September 29th, 2005, 14:11
by spoodie
I was trying to hold back on the negativity but ...

I played it and it's not very good IMO. 5 years ago maybe but it doesn't stand up against recent games.

Posted: September 29th, 2005, 14:15
by Joose
spoodie wrote:I was trying to hold back on the negativity but ...

I played it and it's not very good IMO. 5 years ago maybe but it doesn't stand up against recent games.
This.

Although im not going to hold back on the negativity. It utterly licks balls. Avoid.

Posted: September 29th, 2005, 14:18
by mrbobbins
Joose wrote:It utterly licks balls. Avoid.
:cry:

But I want it to be good so badly!!!, everyone who watched the film must have thought 'this would make an awesome game'

Posted: September 29th, 2005, 14:20
by Joose
I did too.
Loaded the demo with much excitement.
Played for ten mins.
Went to the corner of the room and cried myself to sleep.

Posted: September 29th, 2005, 14:22
by Dr. kitteny berk
It's impossible.

Good Film = Average Game
Average Film = Bad Game
Bad Film = Awful game


Remember, Starship Troopers was a Bad Film.

Posted: September 29th, 2005, 14:25
by Joose
ah, but Starship Troopers was ironically bad. It was intentionally bad in a funny/silly way. And as we all know, intentionally bad in a funny way = good.

This game is not intentionally bad.
It is not funny bad.
Its just Bad.

Posted: September 29th, 2005, 14:32
by mrbobbins
Starship Troopers is not a bad film, just as Robocop is not a bad film, they are works of dystopian genius!!

Not that i'm dissing bad films.. I love plenty of bad films, Deep Blue Sea springs to mind for some reason, man I love that film. but it's shit.

Starship Troopers 2, Robocop 2 however... *shudder*

Posted: September 29th, 2005, 14:39
by Joose
mrbobbins wrote:Starship Troopers is not a bad film, just as Robocop is not a bad film, they are works of dystopian genius!!

Not that i'm dissing bad films.. I love plenty of bad films, Deep Blue Sea springs to mind for some reason, man I love that film. but it's shit.

Starship Troopers 2, Robocop 2 however... *shudder*
this, totally.

And in my opinion, Deep Blue Sea is one of the best Shit Films ever.

Posted: September 29th, 2005, 14:51
by spoodie
mrbobbins wrote:Starship Troopers 2
good fucking god! NO! That's even worse than House of the Dead

Deep Rising = my favourite bad film

Starship Troopers the book is also good, written in '59 but still holds up today

Posted: September 29th, 2005, 15:11
by halus
spoodie wrote:Starship Troopers the book is also good, written in '59 but still holds up today
Thank fuck i'm not the only person who read it.

Posted: September 29th, 2005, 15:19
by Woo Elephant Yeah
mrbobbins wrote:Starship Troopers is not a bad film, just as Robocop is not a bad film, they are works of dystopian genius!!

Not that i'm dissing bad films.. I love plenty of bad films, Deep Blue Sea springs to mind for some reason, man I love that film. but it's shit.

Starship Troopers 2, Robocop 2 however... *shudder*
This :above: to the maiximum +113.25

Posted: September 29th, 2005, 15:34
by Dog Pants
spoodie wrote:Deep Rising = my favourite bad film
This :above:

"What the hell is that?"

"The Girl From Ipanema"

Posted: September 29th, 2005, 16:25
by cashy
the original dawn of the dead. nuff said

*cream pies a zombie*

Posted: September 29th, 2005, 16:31
by Dog Pants
cashy wrote:the original dawn of the dead. nuff said

*cream pies a zombie*
Ah but that's not a crap film, it's a classic.

*Seltzers same zombie in the face*

Posted: September 29th, 2005, 19:23
by spoodie
Dog Pants wrote:
cashy wrote:the original dawn of the dead. nuff said

*cream pies a zombie*
Ah but that's not a crap film, it's a classic.

*Seltzers same zombie in the face*
:above: this

the remake is a bit bland

Posted: September 29th, 2005, 19:28
by Roman Totale
cashy wrote:the original dawn of the dead. nuff said

*cream pies a zombie*
:shock: Necrophile

Posted: September 29th, 2005, 19:32
by Dr. kitteny berk
Dog Pants wrote: This :above:

"What the hell is that?"

"The Girl From Ipanema"
Yes!
Joose wrote:ah, but Starship Troopers was ironically bad. It was intentionally bad in a funny/silly way. And as we all know, intentionally bad in a funny way = good.
Yes, exactly, but still a shit movie, (and as such, great) but will, being a shit movie, result in shit games