Starship Troopers Demo

Fred Woogle · Post by **Fred Woogle** » September 29th, 2005, 13:10

You can get it here - http://www.gamershell.com/download_10553.shtml

Woo Elephant Yeah

Is there a review/pics for this anywhere?

I would JFGI but I can't be assed to trawl through shit

Fred Woogle · Post by **Fred Woogle** » September 29th, 2005, 14:11

it seens pretty poooo

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » September 29th, 2005, 14:11

I was trying to hold back on the negativity but ...

I played it and it's not very good IMO. 5 years ago maybe but it doesn't stand up against recent games.

Post by **Joose** » September 29th, 2005, 14:15

spoodie wrote:I was trying to hold back on the negativity but ...

I played it and it's not very good IMO. 5 years ago maybe but it doesn't stand up against recent games.

This.

Although im not going to hold back on the negativity. It utterly licks balls. Avoid.

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » September 29th, 2005, 14:18

Joose wrote:It utterly licks balls. Avoid.

But I want it to be good so badly!!!, everyone who watched the film must have thought 'this would make an awesome game'

Post by **Joose** » September 29th, 2005, 14:20

I did too.
Loaded the demo with much excitement.
Played for ten mins.
Went to the corner of the room and cried myself to sleep.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » September 29th, 2005, 14:22

It's impossible.

Good Film = Average Game
Average Film = Bad Game
Bad Film = Awful game

Remember, Starship Troopers was a Bad Film.

Post by **Joose** » September 29th, 2005, 14:25

ah, but Starship Troopers was ironically bad. It was intentionally bad in a funny/silly way. And as we all know, intentionally bad in a funny way = good.

This game is not intentionally bad.
It is not funny bad.
Its just Bad.

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » September 29th, 2005, 14:32

Starship Troopers is not a bad film, just as Robocop is not a bad film, they are works of dystopian genius!!

Not that i'm dissing bad films.. I love plenty of bad films, Deep Blue Sea springs to mind for some reason, man I love that film. but it's shit.

Starship Troopers 2, Robocop 2 however... *shudder*

Post by **Joose** » September 29th, 2005, 14:39

mrbobbins wrote:Starship Troopers is not a bad film, just as Robocop is not a bad film, they are works of dystopian genius!!

Not that i'm dissing bad films.. I love plenty of bad films, Deep Blue Sea springs to mind for some reason, man I love that film. but it's shit.

Starship Troopers 2, Robocop 2 however... *shudder*

this, totally.

And in my opinion, Deep Blue Sea is one of the best Shit Films ever.

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » September 29th, 2005, 14:51

mrbobbins wrote:Starship Troopers 2

good fucking god! NO! That's even worse than House of the Dead

Deep Rising = my favourite bad film

Starship Troopers the book is also good, written in '59 but still holds up today

halus · Post by **halus** » September 29th, 2005, 15:11

spoodie wrote:Starship Troopers the book is also good, written in '59 but still holds up today

Thank fuck i'm not the only person who read it.

Woo Elephant Yeah

mrbobbins wrote:Starship Troopers is not a bad film, just as Robocop is not a bad film, they are works of dystopian genius!!

Not that i'm dissing bad films.. I love plenty of bad films, Deep Blue Sea springs to mind for some reason, man I love that film. but it's shit.

Starship Troopers 2, Robocop 2 however... *shudder*

This

to the maiximum +113.25

Post by **Dog Pants** » September 29th, 2005, 15:34

spoodie wrote:Deep Rising = my favourite bad film

This

"What the hell is that?"

"The Girl From Ipanema"

cashy · Post by **cashy** » September 29th, 2005, 16:25

the original dawn of the dead. nuff said

*cream pies a zombie*

Post by **Dog Pants** » September 29th, 2005, 16:31

cashy wrote:the original dawn of the dead. nuff said

*cream pies a zombie*

Ah but that's not a crap film, it's a classic.

*Seltzers same zombie in the face*

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » September 29th, 2005, 19:23

Dog Pants wrote:
cashy wrote:the original dawn of the dead. nuff said

*cream pies a zombie*
Ah but that's not a crap film, it's a classic.

*Seltzers same zombie in the face*

this

the remake is a bit bland

Post by **Roman Totale** » September 29th, 2005, 19:28

cashy wrote:the original dawn of the dead. nuff said

*cream pies a zombie*

Necrophile

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » September 29th, 2005, 19:32

Dog Pants wrote: This

"What the hell is that?"

"The Girl From Ipanema"

Yes!

Joose wrote:ah, but Starship Troopers was ironically bad. It was intentionally bad in a funny/silly way. And as we all know, intentionally bad in a funny way = good.

Yes, exactly, but still a shit movie, (and as such, great) but will, being a shit movie, result in shit games