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5punk Guild applications.
Posted: August 31st, 2005, 13:50
by Grimmie
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Rules of application:
1) Try not to type like a complete spazzer
all of the time, or we will make fun of you and point and laugh behind your backs, and then when you turn round we'll pretend to be your friend again.. But really one of us will spit in your Um Bongo and then give it back to you.
2) Be nice. Don't be a cupcake. We don't like it when you're a bastard, really.
Existing members
Grimmie (Teh head honcho)
Dr. Kitteny Berk (Teh Officer type person)
Jinxx (Another officer)
Roman Totale
Joose
Shot2Bits/Sir Die AloTy
New members
Soloman
Cashy
And that's it!
Apply here and I will consider you for my gang of Guild Whores.
Posted: August 31st, 2005, 13:53
by Roman Totale
Just take a step back...
Posted: August 31st, 2005, 13:55
by Jinxx
Operation: Meat Shield commence!
Posted: August 31st, 2005, 14:04
by Sol
*waves*
Me me me!
Has anyone got a seagul? So we can make a hall?*
*may be hull
Posted: August 31st, 2005, 14:08
by Grimmie
Oh, and I just wanted to point out.
We're not a PvP or a Guild v Guild kind of group. I want to carry on the sense of 5punk into this game, as a "kick about in the park". If we ever do get a guild hall, which I'm saving up for, it'll just be to spack around in and possibly throw water-baloons at each other. I might sit and have a glass of Crusha now and then.
I repeat.
We are not PvP.
We are fun and relaxed and fwuffy liek kittens.
Posted: August 31st, 2005, 22:19
by shot2bits
its also for berc to sit in when hes bored
Posted: September 1st, 2005, 13:39
by FatherJack
Sounds good
/spacks in anticipation of guild hall
Posted: September 1st, 2005, 18:18
by shot2bits
erm, are we gonna pay for it or try and win one from HoH?
Posted: September 1st, 2005, 18:23
by Sol
^^ We could have a 5punk HoH run
Posted: September 1st, 2005, 18:24
by shot2bits
hoorah, i will participate if you like, will have to make a pvp character for it though as spazzy mcghee isnt there yet

but we can scare the korians away with our 'tsunami of bukkake' capes
Posted: September 1st, 2005, 20:37
by Woo Elephant Yeah
There should be some sort of silly initiation task to get in.
Like standing on the same spot dancing for 1 hour constantly

Posted: September 1st, 2005, 20:45
by Grimmie
Probably pay for one. Can't be deadlin' with spazzing around with all of heros just yet. I've got 10 Platinum, and I'll take donations nearer the time when we have some more members.
In response to WEY, I might have everyone gather around in a big circle with Nickface in the centre and do "/dance *", the star ensures that we all do the action at once.. It could be some sort of summoning dance, and Jeremy Beadle pops up in the middle and eats nick in one swift gulp!
Posted: September 1st, 2005, 21:55
by Jinxx
shot2bits wrote:we can scare the koreans away with our 'tsunami of bukkake' capes
We could just intimidate some Indonesians instead.
Posted: September 2nd, 2005, 9:40
by Sol
With spatulas!
Posted: September 2nd, 2005, 16:32
by cashy
i vote world domination
Grimmie wrote:In response to WEY, I might have everyone gather around in a big circle with Nickface in the centre and do "/dance *", the star ensures that we all do the action at once
this would explain the blank expresion on my face from the other day then

Posted: September 3rd, 2005, 15:36
by Nickface
Grimmie wrote:Probably pay for one. Can't be deadlin' with spazzing around with all of heros just yet. I've got 10 Platinum, and I'll take donations nearer the time when we have some more members.
In response to WEY, I might have everyone gather around in a big circle with Nickface in the centre and do "/dance *", the star ensures that we all do the action at once.. It could be some sort of summoning dance, and Jeremy Beadle pops up in the middle and eats nick in one swift gulp!
Hey! Just because I have the odd cape out

Posted: September 3rd, 2005, 15:55
by Roman Totale
It's what we do on that cape when your back is turned that is the funny part :D
Posted: September 3rd, 2005, 16:21
by Nickface
Roman_Totale wrote:It's what we do on that cape when your back is turned that is the funny part :D
It's already got enough white on it.

Posted: September 3rd, 2005, 17:28
by Grimmie
Nickface wrote:It's already got enough white on it.

Nickface has a tankard of frothy jizz in his back.
Posted: September 3rd, 2005, 19:28
by GMeT
Uh....could we have 8 members do the PvP/GvG then?