5punk Guild applications.

Post by **Grimmie** » August 31st, 2005, 13:50

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Rules of application:
1) Try not to type like a complete spazzer all of the time, or we will make fun of you and point and laugh behind your backs, and then when you turn round we'll pretend to be your friend again.. But really one of us will spit in your Um Bongo and then give it back to you.

2) Be nice. Don't be a cupcake. We don't like it when you're a bastard, really.

Existing members
Grimmie (Teh head honcho)

Dr. Kitteny Berk (Teh Officer type person)
Jinxx (Another officer)

Roman Totale
Joose
Shot2Bits/Sir Die AloTy

New members
Soloman
Cashy

And that's it!
Apply here and I will consider you for my gang of Guild Whores.

Post by **Roman Totale** » August 31st, 2005, 13:53

Just take a step back...

Jinxx · Post by **Jinxx** » August 31st, 2005, 13:55

Operation: Meat Shield commence!

Sol · Post by **Sol** » August 31st, 2005, 14:04

*waves*

Me me me!

Has anyone got a seagul? So we can make a hall?*

*may be hull

Post by **Grimmie** » August 31st, 2005, 14:08

Oh, and I just wanted to point out.
We're not a PvP or a Guild v Guild kind of group. I want to carry on the sense of 5punk into this game, as a "kick about in the park". If we ever do get a guild hall, which I'm saving up for, it'll just be to spack around in and possibly throw water-baloons at each other. I might sit and have a glass of Crusha now and then.

I repeat.
We are not PvP.
We are fun and relaxed and fwuffy liek kittens.

shot2bits · Post by **shot2bits** » August 31st, 2005, 22:19

its also for berc to sit in when hes bored

Post by **FatherJack** » September 1st, 2005, 13:39

Sounds good

/spacks in anticipation of guild hall

shot2bits · Post by **shot2bits** » September 1st, 2005, 18:18

erm, are we gonna pay for it or try and win one from HoH?

Sol · Post by **Sol** » September 1st, 2005, 18:23

^^ We could have a 5punk HoH run

shot2bits · Post by **shot2bits** » September 1st, 2005, 18:24

hoorah, i will participate if you like, will have to make a pvp character for it though as spazzy mcghee isnt there yet

but we can scare the korians away with our 'tsunami of bukkake' capes

Woo Elephant Yeah · Post by **Woo Elephant Yeah** » September 1st, 2005, 20:37

There should be some sort of silly initiation task to get in.

Like standing on the same spot dancing for 1 hour constantly

Post by **Grimmie** » September 1st, 2005, 20:45

Probably pay for one. Can't be deadlin' with spazzing around with all of heros just yet. I've got 10 Platinum, and I'll take donations nearer the time when we have some more members.

In response to WEY, I might have everyone gather around in a big circle with Nickface in the centre and do "/dance *", the star ensures that we all do the action at once.. It could be some sort of summoning dance, and Jeremy Beadle pops up in the middle and eats nick in one swift gulp!

Jinxx · Post by **Jinxx** » September 1st, 2005, 21:55

shot2bits wrote:we can scare the koreans away with our 'tsunami of bukkake' capes

We could just intimidate some Indonesians instead.

Sol · Post by **Sol** » September 2nd, 2005, 9:40

With spatulas!

cashy · Post by **cashy** » September 2nd, 2005, 16:32

i vote world domination

Grimmie wrote:In response to WEY, I might have everyone gather around in a big circle with Nickface in the centre and do "/dance *", the star ensures that we all do the action at once

this would explain the blank expresion on my face from the other day then

Nickface · Post by **Nickface** » September 3rd, 2005, 15:36

Grimmie wrote:Probably pay for one. Can't be deadlin' with spazzing around with all of heros just yet. I've got 10 Platinum, and I'll take donations nearer the time when we have some more members.

In response to WEY, I might have everyone gather around in a big circle with Nickface in the centre and do "/dance *", the star ensures that we all do the action at once.. It could be some sort of summoning dance, and Jeremy Beadle pops up in the middle and eats nick in one swift gulp!

Hey! Just because I have the odd cape out

Post by **Roman Totale** » September 3rd, 2005, 15:55

It's what we do on that cape when your back is turned that is the funny part :D

Nickface · Post by **Nickface** » September 3rd, 2005, 16:21

Roman_Totale wrote:It's what we do on that cape when your back is turned that is the funny part :D

It's already got enough white on it.

Post by **Grimmie** » September 3rd, 2005, 17:28

Nickface wrote:It's already got enough white on it.

Nickface has a tankard of frothy jizz in his back.

GMeT · Post by **GMeT** » September 3rd, 2005, 19:28

Uh....could we have 8 members do the PvP/GvG then?