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My Mum was being all serious today, saying I should read the news more and not be so flippant all the time, but I think I managed to lighten the mood:

GrandmaJack: [Reading from the local paper] A man was killed near your street last night.
FatherJack: mm?
GrandmaJack: Yeah, crashed his car, rolled it on its roof and killed himself.
FatherJack: oh
GrandmaJack: Yes, London Road, right outside the cemetery.
FatherJack: That's convenient.
GrandmaJack: pffffft!

FatherJack wrote:My Mum was being all serious today, saying I should read the news more and not be so flippant all the time, but I think I managed to lighten the mood:

GrandmaJack: [Reading from the local paper] A man was killed near your street last night.
FatherJack: mm?
GrandmaJack: Yeah, crashed his car, rolled it on its roof and killed himself.
FatherJack: oh
GrandmaJack: Yes, London Road, right outside the cemetery.
FatherJack: That's convenient.
GrandmaJack: pffffft!

Ha ha ha, way to stick it to the man/woman!

Ah the all pervasive B3tard sense of humour. Gets me into trouble with Mrs Pants all the time.

were do u live jack? its just i got a london road in worcester with a cemetery by it hehehe

Coventry. Everywhere's got a London road, except possibly London. Not all of them have cemetaries on though, granted.

we have a london raod in brighton, i dont think its got a cemetary, its near one tho, it has a co-op, which is just as good

I don't have a London Road. Should I make one, or just move to somewhere with one?

bet you have one within 5 miles.

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=london+ ... hire&hl=en

:D

Hell, we have a road called, london road

i have one 2 turns away from the church by me... but the church itself is on church road. stealthy huh

We don't have one.

I don't have a London road near me...


I do have a Bristol road though

Nickface wrote:I don't have a London road near me...


I do have a Bristol road though

HUZZAH

is there a church on there?

shot2bits wrote:we have a london raod in brighton, i dont think its got a cemetary, its near one tho, it has a co-op, which is just as good

we do but its relli small and hasnt been used in ages i think

nazzor wrote:

shot2bits wrote:we have a london raod in brighton, i dont think its got a cemetary, its near one tho, it has a co-op, which is just as good

we do but its relli small and hasnt been used in ages i think

really? the only church i can think of around there is the one near the park, is that the same road? cos i thuaght there was a split or sumin in the roads

I know there's a London Road in sheffield, there was a shop on it where I used to go and buy Amiga PD stuff, it were brilliant!!

No london road that near.. But I have a road that goes to London?

Theres a London Road in leicester too. Kinda near a cemetry.

I think this thread should be renamed to the "london road and cemetry" thread.

Joose wrote:I think this thread should be renamed to the "london road and cemetry" thread.

There you go