Cemeterial London Road (was: My Mum)

Post by **FatherJack** » August 19th, 2005, 19:24

My Mum was being all serious today, saying I should read the news more and not be so flippant all the time, but I think I managed to lighten the mood:

GrandmaJack: [Reading from the local paper] A man was killed near your street last night.
FatherJack: mm?
GrandmaJack: Yeah, crashed his car, rolled it on its roof and killed himself.
FatherJack: oh
GrandmaJack: Yes, London Road, right outside the cemetery.
FatherJack: That's convenient.
GrandmaJack: pffffft!

Renegatus · Post by **Renegatus** » August 19th, 2005, 19:45

FatherJack wrote:My Mum was being all serious today, saying I should read the news more and not be so flippant all the time, but I think I managed to lighten the mood:

GrandmaJack: [Reading from the local paper] A man was killed near your street last night.
FatherJack: mm?
GrandmaJack: Yeah, crashed his car, rolled it on its roof and killed himself.
FatherJack: oh
GrandmaJack: Yes, London Road, right outside the cemetery.
FatherJack: That's convenient.
GrandmaJack: pffffft!

Ha ha ha, way to stick it to the man/woman!

Post by **Dog Pants** » August 19th, 2005, 20:01

Ah the all pervasive B3tard sense of humour. Gets me into trouble with Mrs Pants all the time.

NiGhtcrawler · Post by **NiGhtcrawler** » August 19th, 2005, 20:48

were do u live jack? its just i got a london road in worcester with a cemetery by it hehehe

Post by **FatherJack** » August 19th, 2005, 22:06

Coventry. Everywhere's got a London road, except possibly London. Not all of them have cemetaries on though, granted.

shot2bits · Post by **shot2bits** » August 20th, 2005, 22:33

we have a london raod in brighton, i dont think its got a cemetary, its near one tho, it has a co-op, which is just as good

JamieChalm · Post by **JamieChalm** » August 20th, 2005, 23:30

I don't have a London Road. Should I make one, or just move to somewhere with one?

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » August 20th, 2005, 23:39

bet you have one within 5 miles.

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=london+ ... hire&hl=en

:D

Sol · Post by **Sol** » August 21st, 2005, 9:36

Hell, we have a road called, london road

cashy · Post by **cashy** » August 21st, 2005, 9:46

i have one 2 turns away from the church by me... but the church itself is on church road. stealthy huh

Renegatus · Post by **Renegatus** » August 21st, 2005, 11:32

We don't have one.

Nickface · Post by **Nickface** » August 21st, 2005, 12:17

I don't have a London road near me...

I do have a Bristol road though

Woo Elephant Yeah · Post by **Woo Elephant Yeah** » August 21st, 2005, 12:20

Nickface wrote:I don't have a London road near me...

I do have a Bristol road though

HUZZAH

shot2bits · Post by **shot2bits** » August 21st, 2005, 16:57

is there a church on there?

nazzor · Post by **nazzor** » August 21st, 2005, 17:00

shot2bits wrote:we have a london raod in brighton, i dont think its got a cemetary, its near one tho, it has a co-op, which is just as good

we do but its relli small and hasnt been used in ages i think

shot2bits · Post by **shot2bits** » August 21st, 2005, 17:02

nazzor wrote:
shot2bits wrote:we have a london raod in brighton, i dont think its got a cemetary, its near one tho, it has a co-op, which is just as good
we do but its relli small and hasnt been used in ages i think

really? the only church i can think of around there is the one near the park, is that the same road? cos i thuaght there was a split or sumin in the roads

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » August 22nd, 2005, 8:36

I know there's a London Road in sheffield, there was a shop on it where I used to go and buy Amiga PD stuff, it were brilliant!!

pixie pie · Post by **pixie pie** » August 22nd, 2005, 20:03

No london road that near.. But I have a road that goes to London?

Post by **Joose** » August 22nd, 2005, 21:21

Theres a London Road in leicester too. Kinda near a cemetry.

I think this thread should be renamed to the "london road and cemetry" thread.

Post by **FatherJack** » August 23rd, 2005, 10:45

Joose wrote:I think this thread should be renamed to the "london road and cemetry" thread.

There you go

5punk

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