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and ended up with 1 ball. story to come when morphine has worn off.....

Oh, Ty...
*hands on hips*
*studio audience laughs*
*credit sequence*

I await the story with a mild feeling of dread. Did you decide to wake up your sleeping missus with a surprise game of hide the sausage?

Lateralus wrote:Did you decide to wake up your sleeping missus with a surprise game of hide the sausage?

I was waiting for a joke about accidently invading poland or installing a dogey shower.

MIkkyo wrote:I was waiting for a joke about accidently invading poland or installing a dogey shower.

I suspect this would be preferable to whatever is coming...

spoodie wrote: I suspect this would be preferable to whatever is coming...

Well that probably rules out Ty for a while...

Morphine alone rules TY out for a while

I'm imagining a scene like this:

FatherJack wrote:I'm imagining a scene like this:

That looks like the time I did porn and missed the chicks face.

MIkkyo wrote:
That looks like the time I did porn and missed the chicks face.

You ejaculate cobwebs after fucking girls in church yards? Right ho Mr Parker...

tandino wrote:
You ejaculate cobwebs after fucking girls in church yards? Right ho Mr Parker...

real proper lol there.

tandino wrote:
You ejaculate cobwebs after fucking girls in church yards? Right ho Mr Parker...

You love it

MIkkyo wrote:
You love it

I do, but I wish you'd let me wear the mask every now and then.

haha, no, it was her waking me up to a game of hide the sausage....

but no, tuesday afternoon, after feeling quite ill all day, and about 6pm, I get a really wsudde stabbing pain my right bollock, its not fun, keeps getting worse, then gets better a couple of times, then it gets extremely bad to the point where I can barely move or talk or anything, pretty much immobilized. I was going to leave it till the morningand go see the doctor. But a mate who used to work in a hospital thought I might have a twisted bollock, and sends em a link, the symptons are pretty much the same as what had been happening to me all day.

So I managed to get to hospital, but they toom me to the wrong place, after about 4-5hours of them knowing what to do, I finally saw a specialist, who wanted me taken to theatre straight away as it had already been far too long.

I was about half hour away from loosing my right bollock, it wasn't good

But mucho painfull still

And Morphine sucks, give me some real drugs please.....

Ouch. not good.

on the plus side, you still have both balls and (I assume) a sexy new scar.

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:Ouch. not good.

on the plus side, you still have both balls and a (I assume) sexy new scar.

I havn't seen it yet, still got the top layer of the pad they use to absorb the blood stuck to it, got told not to pull it off for a few days if it sticks, to avoid agrivating the stitchs, but they said I would barely get a scar

that's no fun.

Pain and no fucking scar, the NHS are really losing it.

Oof. Glad it's worked out alright in the end!