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D&D for Dummies

Posted: August 1st, 2005, 22:40
by deject

Posted: August 1st, 2005, 23:17
by Grimmie

Posted: August 2nd, 2005, 0:29
by ProfHawking
Found in America?
where else would it be!! :aww:

you guys seen reno 911? with the nerds playing d&d and one has got shot by the ohter?

Posted: August 2nd, 2005, 0:29
by deject
ProfHawking wrote:Found in America?
where else would it be!! :aww:

you guys seen reno 911? with the nerds playing d&d and one has got shot by the ohter?
Reno 911 fucking OWNS!

Posted: August 2nd, 2005, 0:45
by ProfHawking
yes!!! at last someone understands me

actually, i think i might just about got my bro to like it. my parents saw one, i think they were disgusted by a lot of it!! :boogie:

Posted: August 2nd, 2005, 20:13
by Joose
D&D kicks buttocks

/ashamed to admit he plays D&D, occasionally.

/+1 nerd of geeking


Saying that though, we dont take it too seriously. Heres a transcript* of a game we had many moons ago

DM: the guy is a mountain of a man, in shiney plate mail, with a great big sword. Hes looking like he wants to stab your face.

me: I use my shrink spell on his plate mail pants.

DM:Shrink has a "touch" range.

me: ew.....ah, I'll do it anyway.



*pretty accurate, but i cant remember the specific words involved

Posted: August 2nd, 2005, 21:41
by Roman Totale
Well we know what sort of "Dungeons" you've been frequenting!

Did you see Dave in there?

Posted: August 2nd, 2005, 22:09
by amblin
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Posted: August 3rd, 2005, 4:05
by Nickface
deject wrote:Reno 911 fucking OWNS!
Like the winning strike in "Connect Four!"

Posted: August 3rd, 2005, 15:27
by deject
Nickface wrote:
deject wrote:Reno 911 fucking OWNS!
Like the winning strike in "Connect Four!"
PWNED FUCKER!

Posted: August 3rd, 2005, 17:41
by killslay
never played D&D, i have hundreds of pounds worth of warhammer 40,000 models though

Posted: August 3rd, 2005, 20:52
by Sol
Me like dice.....

Posted: August 4th, 2005, 14:31
by Joose
killslay wrote:never played D&D, i have hundreds of pounds worth of warhammer 40,000 models though
ooh, i think i do somewhere too. I might try to ebay em, could pay for a new processor :)

Posted: August 4th, 2005, 17:08
by Nickface
killslay wrote:never played D&D, i have hundreds of pounds worth of warhammer 40,000 models though
I played once. But it went like this:

Wait 15 minutes, roll dice.
Wait 15 minutes, roll dice.
Wait 15 minutes, roll dice.
Wait 15 minutes, roll dice.

I think you get the idea.

Posted: August 4th, 2005, 17:41
by killslay
Nickface wrote:
killslay wrote:never played D&D, i have hundreds of pounds worth of warhammer 40,000 models though
I played once. But it went like this:

Wait 15 minutes, roll dice.
Wait 15 minutes, roll dice.
Wait 15 minutes, roll dice.
Wait 15 minutes, roll dice.

I think you get the idea.
this was the only thing i didn't like about it, but it was great if you were playing against people who knew the rules from memory. it saved a lot of waiting