D&D for Dummies

Post by **deject** » August 1st, 2005, 22:40

http://www.gamespy.com/articles/633/633817p1.html

Post by **Grimmie** » August 1st, 2005, 23:17

<img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y51/li ... s/DD4D.jpg">
Found in America.

Post by **ProfHawking** » August 2nd, 2005, 0:29

Found in America?
where else would it be!!

you guys seen reno 911? with the nerds playing d&d and one has got shot by the ohter?

Post by **deject** » August 2nd, 2005, 0:29

ProfHawking wrote:Found in America?
where else would it be!!

you guys seen reno 911? with the nerds playing d&d and one has got shot by the ohter?

Reno 911 fucking OWNS!

Post by **ProfHawking** » August 2nd, 2005, 0:45

yes!!! at last someone understands me

actually, i think i might just about got my bro to like it. my parents saw one, i think they were disgusted by a lot of it!!

Post by **Joose** » August 2nd, 2005, 20:13

D&D kicks buttocks

/ashamed to admit he plays D&D, occasionally.

/+1 nerd of geeking

Saying that though, we dont take it too seriously. Heres a transcript* of a game we had many moons ago

DM: the guy is a mountain of a man, in shiney plate mail, with a great big sword. Hes looking like he wants to stab your face.

me: I use my shrink spell on his plate mail pants.

DM:Shrink has a "touch" range.

me: ew.....ah, I'll do it anyway.

*pretty accurate, but i cant remember the specific words involved

Post by **Roman Totale** » August 2nd, 2005, 21:41

Well we know what sort of "Dungeons" you've been frequenting!

Did you see Dave in there?

amblin · Post by **amblin** » August 2nd, 2005, 22:09

Nickface · Post by **Nickface** » August 3rd, 2005, 4:05

deject wrote:Reno 911 fucking OWNS!

Like the winning strike in "Connect Four!"

Post by **deject** » August 3rd, 2005, 15:27

Nickface wrote:
deject wrote:Reno 911 fucking OWNS!
Like the winning strike in "Connect Four!"

PWNED FUCKER!

killslay · Post by **killslay** » August 3rd, 2005, 17:41

never played D&D, i have hundreds of pounds worth of warhammer 40,000 models though

Sol · Post by **Sol** » August 3rd, 2005, 20:52

Me like dice.....

Post by **Joose** » August 4th, 2005, 14:31

killslay wrote:never played D&D, i have hundreds of pounds worth of warhammer 40,000 models though

ooh, i think i do somewhere too. I might try to ebay em, could pay for a new processor

Nickface · Post by **Nickface** » August 4th, 2005, 17:08

killslay wrote:never played D&D, i have hundreds of pounds worth of warhammer 40,000 models though

I played once. But it went like this:

Wait 15 minutes, roll dice.
Wait 15 minutes, roll dice.
Wait 15 minutes, roll dice.
Wait 15 minutes, roll dice.

I think you get the idea.

killslay · Post by **killslay** » August 4th, 2005, 17:41

Nickface wrote:
killslay wrote:never played D&D, i have hundreds of pounds worth of warhammer 40,000 models though
I played once. But it went like this:

Wait 15 minutes, roll dice.
Wait 15 minutes, roll dice.
Wait 15 minutes, roll dice.
Wait 15 minutes, roll dice.

I think you get the idea.

this was the only thing i didn't like about it, but it was great if you were playing against people who knew the rules from memory. it saved a lot of waiting