I need some help with a book

[Nickface]

I'm putting a book together for a friend of mine who is getting married. I'm just looking for things that could be considered romantic in nature, either serious or silly. Ideally they'd be short stories or poems that would be proper for such a subject. Does anyone have any suggestions?

[spoodie]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.

While wiping his chin,
He said with a grin,

"If my ear were a cupcake, I could fuck it."

pffft @ word replace

[Nickface]

*adds to the book*