5punk

It has been suggested that I register here by my mate Tom - who no doubt has a pseudonym - because I share his delight in shooting people in the face over the tubes and he reckons I'll find it a laugh.

Also, I suspect, it's because he wants to lord it over me with his superior gaming skills. The swine.

Anyway, hello to one and all. How's things/

loes!

have some


Someone will be along soon to smear sweaty balls over your face and point you at xfire.

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:Someone will be along soon to smear sweaty balls over your face and point you at xfire.

I guess that'll be me then.

Hello and Welcome! If you click the splodge in the top right of your post it'll tell you all about Xfire etc etc.

Hi.

No, really. Hello.

Harro!

For some reason I look at the word nunoncastors and think it's something I should be building in Supreme Commander. Maybe I've just been playing it too much.

"Shit, they're building loads of Siege Bots. Better throw up a few more nunoncasters!"

Harro flap!

What shootie face games do you play?

Well, thank you for those warm nuts in my face, it feels as though I've finally come home. Though, in truth, the was a marginally more pleasant greeting. Apologies if this is an insult to your culture, please don't explode yourselves in protest.

Dog Pants wrote:"Shit, they're building loads of Siege Bots. Better throw up a few more nunoncasters!"

War crimes!

Speaking of which, the shooty games I indulge in are TFC - or at least it used to be, can't wait for TF2 - CS:Source - I'm rubbish - and a bit of Quake. Once upon a time I was really rather good, now I tend to run into my own grenades, fall down chasms and generally do far more damage to myself than to the enemy.

Still, practice makes perfect eh?

nunoncastors wrote:Still, practice makes perfect eh?

not with 5punk.

we've been shit for many years now


usually we play CS:S on Wednesdays, tis usually good and moderately wrong.

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:usually we play CS:S on Wednesdays, tis usually good and recently has been extremely worrying.

Fix'd

mrbobbins wrote:
Fix'd

Killjoy

I actually used to be very good at CS till i came to 5punk. Now i can't have a game without teabagging or flooding the chat with BATHBATHBATHBATHBATHBATHBATHBATHBATHBATH

And hello there

Harro thar!

Glad you made it along. Xfire is a useful tool when it comes to joining mates in servers, and abusing people while they're playing other games too. Unfortunately, it also logs the hours you play each game, for all the world to see.

(I'm Tom by the way, for those that don't yet know)

Also, we used to have a bit of a motto for our collective online gaming prowess: "5punk, we're shit". If we had a list of requirements to join, skillsorz at gaming would be at the bottom.

Hallo!

Hello new person!

Hello thar!!

I'm unsure as to how many tom's are on here, but would it be werthers? He mentioned trying to get a mate to join.

Trousers, maybe Lat?

Anyways, welcome to teh 5punk!

oi oi