5punk

*Sells all shares*

I did pretty well out of him in terms of share price increase.

Ditching him because he's underperforming? Bollocks, they're ditching him because he's an anomoly and they don't know how to deal with it. Could be some kind of automated process or hack that's causing it, but it just smacks of them giving up and deleting him because they tried resetting his price and it didn't work.

Back to square one for me, although I do have two nice wads of cash to wave in your general direction.

Also more than half of those shares they claim are underperforming I have seen in the highest movers list over the last month or so. It'll just happen with someone else - even if it was hacks that started it, once people saw Paul O'Grady going up, they all jumped in too.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.

Now go away you silly rich type or I shall insult you a second time.

I now feel the urge to make a gif of him blowing raspberries and slapping his helmet

/awaits strikethrough and/or fix'd

fabyak wrote:I now feel the urge to <strike>make a gif of him</strike> blow<strike>ing raspberries</strike> and slap<strike>ping</strike> his helmet

/awaits strikethrough and/or fix'd

*Obliges*

Lateralus wrote:

fabyak wrote:I now feel the urge to make a gif of him blowing raspberries and slapping his helmet

/awaits strikethrough and/or fix'd

*Ogles*

Moar Fix'd.

Arse-cakes. I've just bought my O'Grady shares for the coming week.

Also; what Dog Pants said.

Paul O'grady took me from 9K to 481K, suppose the ride had to end somewhere

Well, bugger me. I followed FJ's advice and put all my monies in some cheap celebs (Jordan, Naomi Campbell, Piers Morgans and Carla Bruni-Sarkozy) and doubled my money! Dividend of £62669.53. Hurrah!

Although, I had kinda worked it out from reading that link FJ posted earlier. Ms Campbell did well for me this week. I happened to read the Beeb website shortly after the news broke about her having *another* tantrum and thought it might be worth a quick day-trade. When the price continued to rise I decided to hang onto her for the divvy.

Carla Bruni was less successful.

All told, I've gone from around 40k to over 100k this week, which is nice

I just stuck lucky with Naomi Cambell
Dividend payout, and the shares I bought on monday for 460K are now worth 860K

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cgi-perl/celebdaq/ ... wIssue=112

Simon Cowell... O'Grady syndrome?

Currently losing money hand over fist after not paying attention
Catherine Tate - New season of Dr Who starting, who knows...
Amy Whiiiiiiiiinehouse - always good for a laugh
Jonny Borell - last seen actin like a tit with lilly allen in london

Dividend day, how did you all do?

You have received a dividend payment of £54000.50

Hurrah, bought a lot of shares in a handful of people with low prices (Duffy, Kanye West, Piers Morgan and I forget who else) and got over £100k dividends, about 94%. Duffy was the biggest winner I think.

You have received a dividend payment of £68586.90

I somehow managed to make over 140k from Duffy and Winehouse, despite Duffy crashing all week. I didn't manage to best Jack's percentile return but my best week by far.

Hurrah, I had Adele.

FatherJack wrote:Hurrah, I had Adele.

Yes, but what about celebdaq?

Can we have a smiley for :captainobvious: