Shartak - Amusing Anecdotes

cashy · Post by **cashy** » March 9th, 2007, 14:37

To stir things up a bit i decided to kill a random person in the medical hut and declare it an assasination on behalf of the colon police. Then i got this:

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The ghostly voice of lacuna whispers “Me. I'd like to question your authority.” (2007-03-09 13:58)
The ghostly voice of lacuna whispers “Especially since you are associated with 5punk, and one of your kind (Dr Kb) keeps an alt around just to kill me. So yes, I'd question your authority. You worthless pirate turd.” (2007-03-09 14:06)

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You say “You are dead lacuna. YOU HAVE NO SOUL! Besides, shouldnt you be exorcising yourself about now you cupcake?”

That should do it :D

Post by **fabyak** » March 9th, 2007, 14:40

Touch of class Cashy!

cashy · Post by **cashy** » March 9th, 2007, 15:04

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The ghostly voice of lacuna whispers “I hope the people of York rise up and strike your worthless Colon police down. I'll be seeing you, cashtart.” (2007-03-09 15:02)

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » March 9th, 2007, 16:24

Personally, i felt these statements from cashy were considerably more in the style of 5punk.

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Since your last move:
cashtart kills Packrat. (2007-03-09 12:50)

cashtart says “Arshurthi ing thi nuhmun orr thi cuorr puthing. WUH ETHSHUR WUHLUN LUNKAR THI QUESHURORR ORR ARHUMING?!?” (2007-03-09 12:51)

cashtart says “Yun ar duar lunuh. YUN HUMVAR NUH SHURUH! Barshurdushur, shuruhnuh yun bar ethrarshurger yunrarlun aruh nuh yun cunuh?” (2007-03-09 14:35)

Belligerent drunks FTFW

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » March 11th, 2007, 15:34

I fucking lolled.

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Kjendlie says “'here to killa lacuna', please leave town noiw or you will be killed for your crimes!” (2007-03-11 01:17)

cashy · Post by **cashy** » March 12th, 2007, 19:44

shartak wrote:Carved on the wall is some writing. It reads “All able men called for the Holy Crusade against the savages! http://wiki.shartak.com/index.php/The_Holy_Mission ”.

Post by **Dog Pants** » May 15th, 2007, 11:44

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SettlerSam kills lacuna. (2007-05-15 03:42)
SettlerSam says “kill me losers” (2007-05-15 03:43)
Duke of Ted says “ok then” (2007-05-15 05:52)
Duke of Ted kills SettlerSam. (2007-05-15 05:52)

Hehehe, simple pleasures.

Post by **fabyak** » May 15th, 2007, 16:44

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Jungle

Hardly any vegetation is here. There are a few small plants sprouting from the soil but you'd find it hard to get rid of them.

The ground looks like someone has been digging here recently.

Here you can see Simon, and DarkUnderlord.

You say “WILLIES!”

/pride

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » May 15th, 2007, 16:46

Classy

Post by **Roman Totale** » February 26th, 2008, 19:12

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The spectral figure of Keiichi starts dancing around like an idiot (2008-02-26 18:25)
You feel an unknown horse take control of your body. You say “/me” (2008-02-26 18:25)

FAIL.

Post by **Roman Totale** » May 28th, 2008, 21:53

http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=14964

Come on, own up.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » May 28th, 2008, 21:55

Post by **Roman Totale** » May 28th, 2008, 21:59

On the back of that I had to watch the highlights on YouTube again. Great comment on there:

Not the most convincing portrayal of a bear in the history of cinema, and probably not even the most convincing portrayal of a bear in the film.