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Posted: January 26th, 2009, 13:01
by mrbobbins
All the horses on RO-BO began to shimmer and for a micro-fraction of a second blinked out of existance, they started to glow and slowly they began to appear as a different entity, flickering between horses and the new creature, they all had black hair and a plastic sheen, a yellow plastic sheen, with a slightly beaky demeanor
Posted: January 26th, 2009, 13:07
by Grimmie
From the base of RO-BO shot a yellow blur, making a colossal splash in the water below, as if the humongous robot had shat a lead weight. A few seconds passed before the object began to re-surface.
Sandra shook her head in disbelief.
"N.. No.. It couldn't be.. It can't be.. It's.. It's.. ELVIS DUCK, RO-BO's agent of TERRIBLE PUNS."
Posted: January 26th, 2009, 19:35
by Roman Totale
"It is not the terrible puns you have to fear" crowed the Duck, "Rather my TERRIBLE GUNS!"
With that he pulled out a mini-gun, like the one Blaine used in Predator, and proceeded to...
Posted: January 26th, 2009, 19:46
by Mr. Johnson
...shoot high velocity peas at German soldiers, who shouted "...
Posted: January 26th, 2009, 19:56
by Roman Totale
"Goodvill on Eart and Peas to all men! Schnell!"
With that they removed their...
Posted: January 26th, 2009, 20:11
by Grimmie
bananas from their ears, and..
Posted: January 26th, 2009, 20:16
by HereComesPete
Jumped on the shoe shoe train. Destination...
Posted: January 26th, 2009, 20:41
by Grimmie
..Hungary, where the evil Dr. Baliame awaited them on his airship. He drew in a long, arduous breath and yelled "..
Posted: January 26th, 2009, 20:51
by Mr. Johnson
"PPPHHHFLEBLEBLEBWOOP-WOOP-WOOP-WOOP!"
Because he's apeshit bonkers, and...
Posted: January 26th, 2009, 20:56
by HereComesPete
...Then he screamed "FUCK YOU CHICKENZ YOU GOAT MOLESTER", just because he wanted to. Soon his airship was in range of Elvis duck so the evil doctor...
Posted: January 26th, 2009, 21:28
by Sol
...Bent over, awaiting the mighty airship...
Posted: January 27th, 2009, 21:26
by Roman Totale
whilst buttering his anus with Lurpak that he had bought from...
Posted: January 27th, 2009, 21:48
by Mr. Johnson
Hehulk, who seemed to have lots of experience with broken anuses.
He also handed him a...
Posted: January 27th, 2009, 22:23
by Grimmie
glass jar..
Posted: January 27th, 2009, 23:10
by HereComesPete
filled with shredded bee marmalade, ideal for spreading on...
Posted: January 27th, 2009, 23:32
by Mr. Johnson
weasels! the evil doctor lubed himself up placed the glass jar...
Posted: January 27th, 2009, 23:35
by Dr. kitteny berk
On his shelf, with his collection of glass jars and ...
Posted: January 27th, 2009, 23:48
by Grimmie
said Hello to the assembled Germans, who had come to seek refuge from Elvis Duck and his TERRIBLE GUNS, remember? Anyway, back on the boat Sandra Bullock was having a pleasant conversation with RO-BO..
Posted: January 27th, 2009, 23:50
by Dr. kitteny berk
Dog Pants wrote:A HUGE FUCKING ROBOT!
Posted: January 27th, 2009, 23:55
by buzzmong
...was the topic they'd just got onto discussing, which gave Sandra some epic revelations, such as...