Uncle Fabble's Story Tiem

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » January 26th, 2009, 13:01

All the horses on RO-BO began to shimmer and for a micro-fraction of a second blinked out of existance, they started to glow and slowly they began to appear as a different entity, flickering between horses and the new creature, they all had black hair and a plastic sheen, a yellow plastic sheen, with a slightly beaky demeanor

Post by **Grimmie** » January 26th, 2009, 13:07

From the base of RO-BO shot a yellow blur, making a colossal splash in the water below, as if the humongous robot had shat a lead weight. A few seconds passed before the object began to re-surface.

Sandra shook her head in disbelief.
"N.. No.. It couldn't be.. It can't be.. It's.. It's.. ELVIS DUCK, RO-BO's agent of TERRIBLE PUNS."

Post by **Roman Totale** » January 26th, 2009, 19:35

"It is not the terrible puns you have to fear" crowed the Duck, "Rather my TERRIBLE GUNS!"

With that he pulled out a mini-gun, like the one Blaine used in Predator, and proceeded to...

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » January 26th, 2009, 19:46

...shoot high velocity peas at German soldiers, who shouted "...

Post by **Roman Totale** » January 26th, 2009, 19:56

"Goodvill on Eart and Peas to all men! Schnell!"

With that they removed their...

Post by **Grimmie** » January 26th, 2009, 20:11

bananas from their ears, and..

Post by **HereComesPete** » January 26th, 2009, 20:16

Jumped on the shoe shoe train. Destination...

Post by **Grimmie** » January 26th, 2009, 20:41

..Hungary, where the evil Dr. Baliame awaited them on his airship. He drew in a long, arduous breath and yelled "..

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » January 26th, 2009, 20:51

"PPPHHHFLEBLEBLEBWOOP-WOOP-WOOP-WOOP!"

Because he's apeshit bonkers, and...

Post by **HereComesPete** » January 26th, 2009, 20:56

...Then he screamed "FUCK YOU CHICKENZ YOU GOAT MOLESTER", just because he wanted to. Soon his airship was in range of Elvis duck so the evil doctor...

Sol · Post by **Sol** » January 26th, 2009, 21:28

...Bent over, awaiting the mighty airship...

Post by **Roman Totale** » January 27th, 2009, 21:26

whilst buttering his anus with Lurpak that he had bought from...

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » January 27th, 2009, 21:48

Hehulk, who seemed to have lots of experience with broken anuses.
He also handed him a...

Post by **Grimmie** » January 27th, 2009, 22:23

glass jar..

Post by **HereComesPete** » January 27th, 2009, 23:10

filled with shredded bee marmalade, ideal for spreading on...

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » January 27th, 2009, 23:32

weasels! the evil doctor lubed himself up placed the glass jar...

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » January 27th, 2009, 23:35

On his shelf, with his collection of glass jars and ...

Post by **Grimmie** » January 27th, 2009, 23:48

said Hello to the assembled Germans, who had come to seek refuge from Elvis Duck and his TERRIBLE GUNS, remember? Anyway, back on the boat Sandra Bullock was having a pleasant conversation with RO-BO..

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » January 27th, 2009, 23:50

Dog Pants wrote:A HUGE FUCKING ROBOT!

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » January 27th, 2009, 23:55

...was the topic they'd just got onto discussing, which gave Sandra some epic revelations, such as...