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cashy wrote:/blatantly different accounts of the event

Definitely..

Hitler, has only got one ball.
Goering, has two, but very small.
Himmler, has something similar.
And poor old Goebbels, has no balls, at all...

FatherJack wrote: As opposed to their looks of disgust when he puts his bollocks on the table.

QFT. I really don't want to get a pint in your local MIkkyo, if there's nads on tables, whats in the beer?! An example using the 'motes- + =


the bagging is there for the testycools, we need a (wobbly) bollock 'mote!

FatherJack wrote: As opposed to their looks of disgust when he puts his bollocks on the table.

Its a mate from the Army, there is no disgust in the pub when anyone gets therre bits out or naked, just drunken men willing to copy.

O....K.... Gonna take you to a faaabulous bar, faaabulous bar!

HereComesPete wrote:O....K.... Gonna take you to a faaabulous bar, faaabulous bar!

Yay my favourite sort

FatherJack wrote: As opposed to their looks of disgust when he puts his bollocks on the table.

you're obviously going to the wrong sort of pub.....

HereComesPete wrote:O....K.... Gonna take you to a faaabulous bar, faaabulous bar!

I am certain Electric Six would have been even more popular if these were the lyrics.

/Finds too much amusement in auto-word-felcher.

I didn't bother changing it, because I previewed it, and lolled, so its funny AND people still know I'm calling mikkyo a gaylord!

MIkkyo wrote:
Its a mate from the Army, there is no disgust in the pub when anyone gets therre bits out or naked, just drunken men willing to copy.

You implying that the Army has homosexual persuasions there?

I think he's more trying to emply that the army does all sorts of crazy shit for a laugh

Hehulk wrote:I think he's more trying to imply that the army does all sorts of crazy shit for a laugh

Nah, I think it was definitely the bumsexual angle (90 degrees).

Hehulk wrote:I think he's more trying to e imply that the army men push in each others crazy shit for a laugh

Fix'd and Fix'd.

Its not faaabulous if you're doing it to keep warm.
Thats what my old Sgt Major told me just before he pushed my shit in.

Woo Elephant Yeah wrote: "Hitler, has only got one ball
the other, is in the <s>hospital</s> Albert Hall,
his mother, the dirty bugger,
she cut it off when he was small"

/regional difference