an inflatable bed. Shocked by Rick's behaviour the bed decided to kill itself by opening it's cap and letting itself down. Upon seeing that the girl didn't have proper back support, Rick felt that the bed had let him down. Whilst Rick and the bed were busy in this recursive letting down, the girl quietly slipped away to...
that was losing a desperate battle with a very irate gopher, who'd survived an AIDS epidemic, fallen through a freak wormhole in the space-time continuum, been repeatedly rick rolled and barely escaped getting anally fist raped by Godzilla. As bad days go this was really shaping up to take the prize, and then all of a sudden who should turn up but...
...Gary Wilmot.
The gopher was a big fan of Wilmot's, but neither Gary or the gopher had a pen so he couldn't get an autograph. The irate gopher would have to settle for...
...on a boat, a jet boat. A jet boat with wings, infact, it's a plane. "Croikey" she remarked as she saw her old friend Cacklypilliop was also on the flight, who remarked....
.. They all shreiked in unison, as the behemothic RO-BO raised from the murky depths of the ocean and made the water foam and spit. RO-BO raised his aids-canon into the air, and..
Wth an evil glint in his teabag aimed the canon at Sandra, she froze in fear. With a pause that felt like all of eternity was crushing down upon her she waited. An earsplitting whirring sound came from RO-BO, she knew this was the end, RO-BO was about to..
..the most POWERFUL, DESTRUCTIVE, DEADLY JOKE IN THE UNIVERSE! Vincent price ascended from the depths of hell momentarily to give a spine-chilling laugh that set everyone on edge, before slipping back down into the demonic chasm.
Attentions were once again turned to RO-BO, who was directly facing Sandra. The whirring continued to escalate, twin humour-generators powering up to maximum till the pyramid of champagne glasses stacked in the centre of the plane began to shatter and crack..
